I've decided to start my own group, since it seems like the popular thing to do and all. All you have to do to join, besides obeying my ten commandments mentioned in an earlier thread, is mark agreement/disagreement with the following statements.

1) There is nothing to prove the existence of any God or afterlife.
2) There is nothing to disprove the existence of any God or afterlife.
People who look down on all other religious groups (including atheists) that they're not affiliated with as idiots or heretics need to be shot.
4) Any thing or person that's described as "about not giving a fuck" is invariably overwhelmingly concerned with their own self-image.
5) Anime is sweeet; anime is god.
6) Xena is the worst show in existence.
7) Lovecraft, Bradbury, Tolkien, Weiss, Twain, and Poe are among the greatest authors in existence (or formerly of).
8) Kittie is the worst thing to happen to the Earth since the great flood.
9) Manifesto has a frickin' huge penis
10) Frog is thy god.
11) Prophecy II sucked with a force unimaginable in the greatest vaccuum mankind could contrive.
12) Online clubs or groups are stupid.

If you agree with nine or more of these, you can be my disciple. Follow me in the ways of Darkness.com, and I shall lead you to life eternal*

*warning: as always, your definition of life eternal might differ from Dark Messiah's.

Yes. I agree with all.

And god damn how I agree with number 6...whooo wee! Ill tell you what..

well, I only disagree with 2 1/2 of them. . . .oh, well.. .

Really? Which ones?

Well, 10, because I've never even talkied to the frog.

8 because my freinds listen to the band and I can tolerate it, even though I wouldn't listen to it unless they had it playing. I just kind of go along with it.

and 1/2 because anime is cool as hell, but it is not my everything. I like it, but not to an obsesive point. As in I watch it at most twice a week.

Ah well. You can be a Disciple anyway. **licks him all over**

1. Agree
2. It depends on the kind of god.
3. I know you'd laugh at people who worship their pet lizard as a diety, in the same light I laugh at people who have a pet Jesus. As some guy who wrote the Bible made said, "Let he who is free of sin cast the first stone." or something.
4. Agree
5. Don't agree
6. Don't agree. Ever seen Boston Public?
7. I've only read Twain and Poe of those so I can't agree or disagree. Twain is quite godly, though.
8. There is no actual proof of a worldwide flood nor are there any realistic ways for it to have happened. And no, Limp Bisquick is worse. At least when Kittie stops playing crappy music they can still make babies and cook for us.
9. Disagree. I managed to fit the entire thing in my small mouth.
10. Disagree. He refuses to believe someone can dislike star wars without being stupid or having no imagination. My god isn't as picky about his movies.
11. Didn't see it, but I think most movies suck so I'll give you this one.
12. Agree

Only 4, oh well. It looks like I'll have to remain clubless. Such a shame. Plus I have this thing about following messiahs who are younger than me.

The diffrence in #3 is that you can disprove a lizard's godhood. The facts about the lizard are right there, and one of those is that it's a smelly animal and not a god. There's no such clear cut rule about a man that died two thousand years ago.

Ever read Dune?

DM: need a stamp?

Stamp?

Ok, then an invisible playmate who has three heads and gives prophetic warnings out of his ass. How's that for someones god? The point is there are plenty of obviously funny religions that can't easily be proven false.

But there are also plenty of obviously false scientific theories that can't be proven false...

stamp.. . . . i know, kinda corny. . . .ah well. . . .could I carry one of those staffs if I was?

But I never claimed anyone who laughs at or makes fun of science should be shot.

Sorry, looks down on science should be shot.

Jade: Yes, and you can also wear one of those cool robes and not cut your hair. Depending on whether you did drugs or not, you'd be either an apostle or a hippie.

Heathen: Alright, alright, you're right. I was exaggerating for purposes of emphasis. There, ya happy?

Now drop and give me 50.

For anyone with any doubts, or lacking the knowledge: Yes, I am indeed a God.

You may now begin worshipping and placing offerings at my feet.

I agree with most of em (I liked Prophecy 2 though).

Doesn't #1 and 2 contradict #10?

Oh, so the Bible can contradict itself but I can't? Damn double standard.