saturday i started coming down with some sort of sinus/head cold thing and my nose has been all stuffed up and shit. i've been blowing it all last weekend and the usual snot has been leaking out, but today when i've blown my nose, its been all blood.

right now i'm sitting here with a piece of fucking toilet paper stuffed up my nostril like some sort of facial tampon.

this is horse shit.

God punishes the sinners.

Get that checked out. You arent supposed to bleed from your nose.

stop snorting blow.

it's not blow nose. i haven't done coke in a couple of months.

I don't believe you. Show us a pic.

read the label or you'll get tss.

That's Toxic Shock Syndrome, for those of you who aren't doctors.

that is a tss savvy person, keeping the world free of injured bleeding vaggies. bush didnt screw it all up with his gas prices and his wars, he touched one bleeding vag and if that's not enough, then i say fuck lincoln, fuck washington, fuck kennedy and the rest of the bleeding, lefty liberals crying their eyes out at the dead soldiers in the desert. Americans know what tss is, and we're better then all those bastards out there that strap bombs to themeselves and blow up tampon factories.

fuck you terrorists
fuck you

Hey man, I'm an American.

serves you right.

Get this though bro I don't live in America. Is that some crazy shit or what?

then stop being a capatlist or get what's coming to you.

i bet the fbi computer fags are going apeshit right now. oh well, fuck em.

fuck you fbi cyber-fucking-cantgetlaid-machine. i own your momma.

what

you wouldnt understand

ur kinda cute, asl?

I'm sure you can find out, I post that shit all over the place.

wait, huh


jesus built my hot rod. its a love afair mainly jesus and my car.

Awesome bro

im not your bro

:points at family tree and starts the introductory remarks:

"it started in the hindu-kush and moved south..."