His name is Colin. He's great!



I got him over the weekend. He seems really smart. I don't think it will be too difficult to housetrain him.

He loves to chase a ball, still working on bringing it back. I took him to a park Sunday and let him run around in the woods on a long leash.

He doesn't bark much. That was the problem I always had with dogs. They tend to be noisy.

I adopted him from one of the local shelters. He gave me that look that said he wanted to come home with me more than anyone else.



But unfortunately, there's a problem. I've been following the news about the election closely. It's coming down to the wire, and the polls are still way to close. Either Bush or Kerry could win. I know there are a lot of Kerry supporters here, so I'm making this appeal.

If Kerry wins the election, I kill Colin. I will hold him down and slit him from neck to crotch. I want you all to think about that when you vote. I will fucking evicerate this cute puppy, and its blood will be on your hands if you vote for John Kerry.

Don't fuck with me, I'm serious.

He's cute, and you shouldnt use him in threats....go use someone else's dog.

HAHAHAHA! I haven't heard such a great threat since the clubbing of a baby seal in the movie UHF!

Aww..how adorable!

awwwwes he is soooo cute! *is jealous* Can i come play with him? teehehe! I love puppy dogs!!

Damm I wish I was American just to vote Kerry...

I want Bush to win!!!!! He is such a cute old man...haha. Plus i think he needs to win so he can fix what he kinda "fucked up" (as everyone says)...But if Kerry wins then everything was for nothing, which it wasnt. Plus i think Kerry is REALLY fucked up.

I dont discuss politics, it makes me irrational and I do things like waste beer....

You can come play with me.

teehehe....

Anyhow...

that has to be the stupidest political statement i've ever heard. you win the prize. dude.... kerry is like, TOTALLY fucked up, and Bush like, should stay in office for another four years because i'm sure he'll right the wrongs. Jump up my ass and burn, because I just ate chili.

umm i really dont give a fuck what u or anyone thinks....thats what i think. I dont get why u even talk 2 me when u hate me so damn much....

Oh crap, sorry. Let me explain: I do it because it's fun. And, in essence, your previous opinion had absolutely no merit or coherence, which is why I thought it'd be fun to ridicule. Give a president 4 more years so that he might possibly correct the damage he's done? Sheezus; that's warped. But, I don't think you meant it to be.

That's like saying a murderer shouldn't go to prison, so he can do enough good deeds to make up for his crime. laaame.

wow, what a way to bring a mangy-mutt into the world of politics

KERRY!!!!!! KERRY!!!!!! KERRY!!!!!! KERRY!!!!!! KERRY!!!!!

REPUBLICANS SUCK!

I don't like Kerry or Bush. I just don't like stupid people, sadly.

I refuse to vote until we have a worthy canidate. There hasn't been a good president in god knows how long. Clinton wasn't that bad, but he could have been better, Bush just sucks ass. And Kerry is full of empty promises and contradictions.

Either way people vote, I still think this country is headed down the shitter. Everything now days is about politics. They don't care what's good for the country, as long as they can tax it, or make a law for it.

....this is the first time I can vote (as I was 16 four years ago) and now I don't even see the worth...I think both Kerry AND Bush as bad choices - one in the same if you ask me.....maybe it's because even Kerry has this sort of Republican vibe to him...

I live in Boston though, so everyone and there cousin is a Kerry supporter - on the streets passing out fliers......I guess I like Kerry a little more than Bush - but I still except the same sort shit from him that Bush is doing now......feels like the Gore/Bush election all over again - picking the lesser evil....

...and while puppies of big dogs are alright, when they actaully get big they get WAY too annoying for me - my parent's black lab drives me nuts..... if i actually got a dog (which i doubt i would - it would be like a mini doberman or something...there's something cute about them).......personally i like cats....esp. hairless ones

i'm not too fond of big dogs myself, as i was bit in the face, had my lower lip bit off actually, by a german sheaphard when i was like 4....had to have plastic surgery....it sucked.....i too am more fond of cats, but i'll tell ya, if i ever get a big dog, it'll be a golden retriever.....my friends were able to get one for free, and retriever's are extremely expensive....but i'll tell ya, she's the fuckin' smartest, most adorable dog ever....they're real people friendly, and understand a shit ton of commands......i want one

that dog is ugly, and it deserves to die, so I hope the ppl of America vote correctly.

I wouldn't mind seeing that dog die. I hear dog meat tastes like chocolate.