http://www.no-pest.com/BrazilianBlackTarantula.jpg

I'm getting a brazilian black turantula in a few months... Just as soon as I get sorted...

frightful...

Oooo it's big and furry and gives me the shivers.

thought it was rather cute myself..shame my b/f terrified of spiders...

That does it! I'm not coming within a mile of your bloody house now!

Do you feed it living things, like mice or small birds?

*faints*

*throws bucket of water over the faint hearted*

Get a grip woman, it's the way nature intended!

Oh, I know! I can cope with sharks killing seals, lions eating zebra's and all that, but tarantulas.. and one's that eat live mice... just urgh...

There's nothing like watching a small mouse trapped, terrified and cornered in a small, hot, tarantula's vivarium!

I'd rather watch Mary Poppins, given the choice..

Yeah, lets watch a yank talk with a complete mockney accent!

Aww, I love a bit of Dick!

Errr

I mean Dyke!!

Uhm

Van?

This is the wrong forum for posts of that nature. Kindly take your lewd remarks to the appropriate forum.

I have no idea what you mean...

Jesus, since I've stopped drinking I've become sensible. My life is a mess, I need a drink.

You could always take up glue sniffing?

I tried, My nose got stuck to the tube. The dotors at AE laughed very loud.

*disclaimer*

I am having a joke, glue sniffing is very very bad for you, it can lead to death and it also means that more horses are slain unnecessarily and sold to France.

Ha, that reminds me of a very old joke. The one about the guy who tried to blow up a bus (perhaps not in the best of taste considering recent events, but fuck it). Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Christ, I'm on a roll - section me now!