bb gun sounds good... he does have a 14 foot Lund against my fence right beside where he pisses so i could push it over on him by accident. ... that would be really funny. half the time he's so drunk he'd prolly think he did it himself.. although it more than likely will not deter him from pissing on my fence.

Pyrric, I remember you being arrested for pissing in public. You should have more insight into this... And you know I would never let you walk out the door of our house with a BB gun. That's bad news.

Bring it up to the guy again, maybe he was too drunk the first time. You have to repeat shit to alcoholics. Fuck, tell him to take a piss on the other side of his house.

Then again, you mentioned "signs of relief" so maybe he's jerking it to the fact you're on the otherside of the fence.

Start smoking inside.

take a dump in his yard?

lol.. gross

Sneak up next to the fence when he's doing it and make a really loud sharp noise.
Like dropping an anvil on concrete or something.
He'll probably piss on himself from fright.
Besides, its hard to piss once you've been frightened.

while i did get arrested for pissing in public, there's a story that goes with it.

i was driving around drunk as shit, just got off work. i had to piss. i went to a gas station but it didnt have a bathroom. so, no one was looking so i started pissing in the sink of the back store room. the guy noticed me and asked me what i was doing. i replied "pissin in your sink." if the cop hadnt of been right around the corner i wouldnt have gotten caught. i hopped in the car about to pull out when the guy jumped on the hood. i figured he needed a ride so i started pulling out with him on it. i swear to god the cop was getting a blowjob from a hooker around the corner because within minutes he was there. it ended well though. im sure that clerk wont jump on anyone else's car.

I remember when we were driving down the Boulevard and you had to piss and tried to stick your dick in a coke bottle and piss and ended up getting it all over everything.

You know... I got pissed on while in Alaska. I passed out in my dude Shawn's tent along with Crunk Rick and Dylan. Crunk Rick had to piss but couldn't get his dick out of the tent flap before the flow. Ended up all over my feet.

IN a coke bottle? dude its opening is like " ____________" big...

I think it was a coke bottle. It was a long time ago. Maybe Gus remembers. Whatever it was, his dick didn't fit.

Move to the UK. Then you can just piss on your rear left wheel! LINK

it was some soda bottle, but no i didnt fit. thanks billy

Well, I guess he obviously was looking Gus because he called the cops on you. There was probably a camera in the back room, to prevent employee theft of the condoms and beer. You know?

And since everyone seemed curious... Gus may be an alcoholic, an asshole, he can't spell and can be obnoxious...one thing though, he doesn't have a small penis.

And I expect home cooked meals for a week for that Gustopher.

And apparently his sperms be quite potent.

Ack! Run Away!

The last one turned out to be as loud and bossy as Gus.

I make sure he wraps his friend. No more babies for me.

Haha. Amen to that.

Michael leaves on Monday. And guess what I got a visit from last night! That's right.. my crimson friend.

Fucking female werkins screwing up my good juju. No sexins for me.

"cause i got a babies arm, clutchin an apple, hanggin low...ya know what i mean? hahaha"

ill cook you whatever you want, just come home!

Aw. I miss Aqua Teen.

I know. I'll be home soon enough. I'm spending time with Dad up here. The way he's taking his responsibilities he'll be dead soon.

He really fucked his back up sledding down that hill, but it was funny as shit to see my Dad sledding.


Meg, I have one piece of advice. Shower sex.

I love that pasty, British bastard.

Did you see how adorable we are in the new myspace photo?

Yeah, I saw that. It's very adorable.


So, how are your plans working out for going over?