so i havent got to pay her fucking mortgage anymore




result

So many divorces,so many crying souls hoping for a bitter ending.

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next

Don't worry, floweryboy is still a teenager. He'll learn.

And here's me looking for the opposite. Bad coupling, hey!

wait... you want to pay my ex-wifes mortgage?

thats so fucked up

No, I need a wife to help pay half of my mortgage! Too much cali, I sleep.

he's a guy? Hmm...never would have guessed.

I'm a woman trapped in a man body.

That must be so tough for you! Do you enjoy dressing up in women's clothing?

Yes,i just enlarged my summer dress collection.

You went shopping without me?

I'll take you with me next time.
You distract everyone while i steal shoes and underwear.

Sounds amazing. I'll do my rendition of "Somewhere over the rainbow" in high heels and a cowboy hat. That gives you about 5 minutes to grab as much as you can, think you can manage or should I extend the performance?

you want get to cut it open with a chain saw so you can get out who knows it might6 be fun

Five minutes will be fine.



I don't have a chainsaw but i was planning to rip myself apart with scissors.