i know this may seem to be an odd topic, but we've been trying for so long...and finally she did it...all by herself...

i guess this is something a parent could understand...the best part...no diapers=more money

*does a happy dance*

it's just so delightful when something you've been trying to teach your children clicks and it all falls into place...

now for my seven year old and hitting...

I am delighted that your daughter's piss issues are finally getting worked out. Though isn't 14 years old a little late in the game?

She finally went potty? You mean she's been holding it in for all this time?

no, she's two...and this is her first potty experience...

no, just a lot of diaper changing...

at least she doesn't have fur you have to clean it out of.......

I remember my first potty experience....

*cue flashback*

It was a cold december morn, not unlike the very morning upon which I type this recounting. I was lounged back at my desk, my feet up, an unfiltered camel dangling from my lips. I was 2 years old, but I was mature for my age. The dame that entered my office was young and pretty, perhaps, if I'd been a little older, I'd have been interested, but I had bigger things on my mind this day. "Look sweetheart, the agency's closed, come back tomorrow." I said, as I pulled my fedora down over my eyes. I looked like I was sleeping, like I was lazy, but this was just a ruse. I was in a very deep meditative state, and this broad was seriously screwing with my Chi.

She looked nervous as she removed her pretty, and undoubtedly expensive designer hat, revealing a nest of beautiful auburn hair, that almost spilled into her eyes. "I have a problem Mr. Smith... my son won't potty."

Suddenly, my trance gone, I jumped to my feet, then grabbed the corner of the desk to keep from falling over. I hadn't been walking long... i needed the extra balance. "What's that you say? Won't potty? What kind of a horrible freak is he? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" The false anger was just a front... a devious cover for my own inner shame. Imagine me, a man of 2 years, a successful owner of an influential private detective agency... a man with a horrible secret. The broad broke into tears and ran from my office. Alone again, I climbed up into my chair and sat on the edge, holding my head in my hands. Damn that potty... damn it to hell..."

If you want to see how this story ends, make me mod of the erotic stories forum!

priceless fr0g.

great frog....

jordyn, i am the godfather to a little girl named lauren mann back in philly. she is my little girl. she used to call me daddy. was scary a little bit. anyway, when i was baby sitting her, she was about 1 year 8 months, something like that. she went potty for the first time by her self. i mean, she walked in and went, and flushed the toilet. it was funny as hell afterwards. i heard this toilet flush and then i run in and she is naky pointing to it, saying "da-ee, i pot". i couldnt hlp but laugh. the parents were a little destroyed to hear this happened while they were gone. some "shit" you shouldnt miss.....lol

pm me your resume, and i'll put it up for review...

i don't really understand the excitement, but congratz.

YAy. ;D I'm so happy for you and your daughter. Potty training is so frustrating!!!!!!!!!! Let's all hope she doesn't forget how to do it now.

haha great going jordyn. now just 16 more years and you're home free...

i'll be happy in ten years...my oldest will be seventeen and the youngest will be twelve...perfect age to leave them home alone with movies, pizza and one friend each...it worked for my parents...

thank you, it's a person with children thing

me too...but the praise she gets will help, i'm sure...

i think it's easier for the boys... my son's dad showed him what was up when my son was one, from then on, he used the toliet.

But it is soooo nice when the diaper's are over.

yeah i think somehow the little firehose is a lot more fun to potty with.

well, i just went by myself one day. just walked into the potty and went.

~stares at screen!~ why did i say potty?

anyway, i just pee'd and i think i mostly hit the bowl. you have to understand the bowl is made up of sides, seat, and basin...lol.
its alot harder to learn how t use this thing right. right amount of pressure in your hands so your not pinching it. shaking it off. its just a big mess, but we hopefully, eventualy get the hang of it.