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My crotch is infested with rats.. - 02-06-05
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And they stole my milk..

although..they did look very cute doing so..

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Can I infest your crotch?

Dufresne: "I'm a pacifist."
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better remove the rats first!

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Right then!

Keep me rather in this cage and feed me sparingly if you dare


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Sphyre did your rats get loose again?
  
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Apparently.

Keep me rather in this cage and feed me sparingly if you dare


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Such a disturbing thread... Why did they take the milk?


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hehe noo, they're my lil babys. damn buggers kept trying to sleep in my crotch while i had a laptop on me. must be the warmth or something!

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Such a disturbing thread... Why did they take the milk?
curiosity i suppose...but they loved the stuff! they're only about 4 months old so they're still little.

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well i'm sure the upside is that the rats scared away the crabs.


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actualy, i think they ate them.

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how'd they get through the scabs?


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with a little ketchup.

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i learned a long time ago that when chicks say "it's just ketchup" on their crotch, they're usually lying.


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unless they are a complete lard ass, then it could just very well be true!

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the milk, please tell me thats not a euphemism. cause that would be really wrong.

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i learned a long time ago that when chicks say "it's just ketchup" on their crotch, they're usually lying.
Sometimes its just corn syrup?


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only if they've got a waffle cunt.


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oh the visuals in this thread. I need mental drano

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