I am looking to buy a gift thats not the norm, something a bit unusal, something that says i love and i care for you, can you give me some ideas?

Thanks very much...

well, it's bad luck to give someone a knife...

but, you could give her a quarter and then sell her said knife for $.25

a knife? for your mom? jesus, you're a fucking idiot.


get the bitch astroglide and a camcorder. you'll get a great gift next christmas.

camcorder seems a good option, i heard Canon is the best in the market, and i found this SPAM link is on sale at a deal site, seems a good deal, anyone have it yet? how do you think of it?

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Be the perfect son for a day. Thats something no mother ever expects..

And I'm actually being serious. Spend the whole day with her. even if it means helping her in the garden. Do the dishes for her. etc..

no, not a knife. that's bad luck (please pay attention).

and, i have yet to meet anyone that does not apprecuiate a well-made knife.

Stab victims.

they'd appreciate it if they'd been stabbed with a shitty, cheap, rusted knife instead!

"Here, have this lovely Titanium coated carving knife. This one might actually cut and kill you rather than rip your flesh and give you gangrene."

It'd be perfect if your mom was either a serial killer, or suicidal.

no, you're an idiot. please pay attention.

if your mom doesn't want astroglide then i'd suggest giving her a gift certificate for something personal, heartfelt and meaningful... like a retroactive abortion. i'm sure sucking your overgrown fetus parts through a magic vacuum would make her life, let alone her mother's day.

just because that's what your mother asked for, doesn't mean every other mom would feel the same way.

but, thanks for the suggestion--i'll think about it just as much as i think about anything else you say.

I know I'm making myself look an idiot for asking this but, when exactly is mother's day? I often lose track of when annual holidays occur.