well I've been inspired by Anal Cunt to think of some of the most offensive phrases. so i want you all to start posting your own here. what will really wiggle the stick up someone ass?

for example....

1. the jews deserved it

2. anal cunt lyric "women: natures punching bag"

etc. some c'mon piss someone off

Fuck off, said in a good stern tone still seems to do it for me



But then I'm a jerk

As i tell my younger sister who is a little wigger,
'you're white, get over it!"

Tell a woman 'Shut up or I'll donkey punch your stupid ass." If she knows what a donkey punch is, she'll shut up. If not, then you can have a fun time laughing at her.


I also enjoy joking about clubbing baby seals, and that usually gets on some people's nerves.

CHUT UP!!!!!!!

there somehting about rape.

I've said some really bad ones with my friends, most of them racial. However it's satire of racial stereotypes.

*My friend observed me clipping out a jewlers add from a newspaper (I was looking for watch-chain) He asked what I was doing and I replied*: "I'm looking to meet some jewish people."

We have one person (I'll call him Jarred) at school with a strong Seminol (American indian) heritage. He has respect for himself as a human being, but has a good sense of humor and is good at not taking things personal. Unfortuanatly in spite of his other very good, admirable qualities, he has some pretty whacked out idea's on immigration and illegal immigrants. I agree with a restriction and border control but he advocates hole-sale slaughter of anyone attempting to sneak into our country. Except for this he's a pretty cool guy, he even has enough tolerence to allow us to make jokes about his heritage. We often do so as a way of poking fun at his own racist views.

One day my friend stated:
"I don't get why the American indians didn't just let the white settlers have the real crappy lands, like the Arizona desert."

Jarred replied: Yeah, but our people knew how to survive and live in that land. We knew how to use it to our advatage."

I sat up: "Yes, you proved that so admirably on the Trail of Tears."

. . . I'm lucky Jarred has such a good sense of humor and understanding.

well doen's it depand on the one on the recieving end??

anyway how about this one:
"is that dress hand made or did you find it in the trash"

"Sorry, didn't recognise you without my dick in your mouth."
Variation:...cum all over your face.

'i eat smores'

You fucking faggot ass nigger should have been cooked with the rest of the jews

I stuck it in your mum.

Fuck Off and Die

straight to the point

die away from me cocksmoaker

Eat shit and die.

Climb out of your ass

I H8 you,btich.

what crawled up your ass and died?

do your flies up, your brains are hanging out.

you've got your head so far up your ass im suprised you can see daylight.

here's a hint fuckwad, talk with your mouth, shit with your ass... you seem to be mixed up at the mo.

phrase from bond movie -
"sometimes i dont think you have the balls for this job m"
"maybe....but the advantage is i dont have to think with them all the time."

GO FUCKYOURSELF K THANKS