Yeah, so luckily for me, I got to witness my cat have childbirth today..."oh look at it, isnt' it cute" "Yeah, yeah real cute" Which in turn gave me flashbacks of that fateful wintry night I became a father, the night I had to cut a giant cord of nastiness that explodes on you...Yep can't beat that...and I have witnessed this whole process first hand, which is why, if I were a girl, I would not have sex, at all. In fact, I would probably just be a lesbian, not because I don't wanna get pregnant, 'cause, well, lesbians are just damn cool...like gay people but pretty, and hot, and exiting *drools* Oh yeah, the point is, before all you little teenage girls go out whoring it around you should witness a chic popping a few out cause, I promise you it ain't a pretty site, like darkforum, no siree, this is like constipationX100 with full body muscle spasms and no way out, then you've got the stupid vienneese doctor going "Hey, you wanna eat tha bag? Come on, the cats do eet" I am so relieved that I'm a guy...

wait... so you're the father of your sister's children... ick.

oK, I see how you could assume that it meant that, but only if you were thinking about stuff like that. *Thinks about how many people are thinking about stuff like that* Yeah, I think i'll change the wording a bit...

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heheh... its just so fun jerkin people around.

have you ever tried goat afterbirth? i hear the koreans think it's some type of delicacy...

oh dear gott... arsi, how could you... *retch*

good morning.

actually this is a very reasonable post, and i agree...children are a serious responsibility, and even i at twenty nine, married and financially okay have issues with them...Lack of free time, constant viligance not only for their safety, but for the sanctity of scribble free walls, unbroken articles, choking possibilities, and talk about finances...it was four hundred dollars a month sometimes more for childcare.

Telling kids to not have sex, isn't enough for the rampant juvenile pregnancies that our society is seeing. Parentage isn't easy, even with two, and it's damn hard being a single working mother...unless they have understanding parents willing to make the sacrifice again to raise their childrens children.

If my daughters get pregnant, i'll be damn sure they deal with it, along with the guy who they were stupid enough to be unprotected with...no dumping the baby in the garbage can or passing the responsibility onto me as the mother...and i will make this very clear to her and i am hoping and sure she'll be smart enough to be selfish at a young age, and keep her life hers...

good thing i havent eaten yet...

you want a little afterbirth and mustard?

no thanks... ill pass on any meat that aint muscle...

Sik how old is your kid now and are you and the mom still together?

i present to the jury the gayest statement of the day.

Damn, I was just chowing on some fettucini alfredo and suddenly I realized that it looks like some form of albino afterbirth. Nasty.

how so? chicken, beef, mutton... its all muscle. just because you get homosexual iterations out of it does not make it the "gayest statement"

come here and suck on my muscle, rouge.

not my style... and besides, thats cartilage, not muscle.

you sure? it's pretty strong.. they don't call me a stud because i like hay.