Hi, I'm sick of having to click onto all these differnt threads just to chit chat.... so let's just all do it here and make life simple.

I'll start..... ummmm..... I'm Alisha and I'm an alcholic. Not really, but it's a conversation piece.

achoo.

Gee.... that should get the ball rolling an second now (anti), hunny. Thank you.

I am spam

then you are salty and processed.

Spam's mostly pork, and pork is a cute lil fat piggy, so no hunny, your not spam.

Heh *oink*

Seen my curly tail?

*Eyes Mia's backside* Oh baby, ummmmummmm.... that's one nice tail you got there. *licks lips*

i've never looked at my own butthole before.

this thread gets 10 out of 5 ghey stars.

Then that means you love it, right?

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..I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

there they are standing in a rowwwwwww.......

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..big ones, small ones, some as big as your head..

..*that being the all he knows of the song, shuts up*

ok my name is kendra. i used to drink but not anymore. i'm a smoker know.
~has a smoke as we speak~

Excellent choice. Your lungs aren't as important as your liver.

Yeah, I smoke, I'm quitting though. Like, right after this one. *lights a stoge*

My name is Alice. When I drink I get very drunk. I dont smoke anymore.

I've never smoked a cig in my life. Never felt the need. Alcohol, on the other hand...