i was hella tired last night and when i finally went to bed i was kinda snackin on some ham.

well all of sudden, somewhere around 1 a.m. i wake up, and immediately i feel something on me, like a hand or somethin. i reach back and it feels like flesh and all but it's fwet. think my eyes about popped outta my head and i leap off the couch and over my coffee table in a single bounce, turn around and there's this big ass sliver of ham on the couch.
haha that's a night to remember.

that was my hand sorry about that. got a little carried away there....

women

haha.

...ham? blek. haha...and I was thinking something else entirely

Pork? your sleeping with pork in your bed? and what is with the kinda snackin? On Ham?

haha.. hokay i see ham's not currently anyone's usual.
i eat weird anyway though, so yea, ham. typically i eat cheese and chicken, that's it. ham just snuck its way in last night.

pretty funny

That would've freaked me the hell out.

I remember, the other day I was playing Zelda on my snes emulator (getting right into the game, hardcore) and I was playing this nasty-ass boss when my phone rang. Well, I jumped about ten feet in the air and it took me ages to calm down again.

Damn intenseness.

Anyone else find that they're a bit too highly strung? Reflexes just a bit _too_ hair-trigger?

I take pills for that.

So,what did you think it was at first? You had to have some first impression.

something alive, that's all i remember.

Reminds me of this one time I forgot to put my dog out at night and woke up to find it had climbed upstairs and start licking my face , but I didn't know what the fuck it was at the start and took a panic attack and neraly screamed the house down, was funny thou.

you liked it.

ah yeah waking up and thinking something is trying to eat your face is always good craic.

uh huh.
so what are you wearing?

clothes

i need a cigarette.

fair fucks to u, go get one.

Fair fucks? what the hell, I cant keep up with your dublin slang.