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01-24-08

Followed by immediate pain... right?


Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
Marge: What is that Homy?
Homer: *Thinks* A Dinosaur!!!

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01-24-08

no, the pain IS the pleasure!!


Well, if done right


Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...

Nice guys finish last
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Those things that produced your ex......you know, the bitchmakers! Metagion

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01-24-08

Oh right, I get it now... silly me


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01-24-08

Go visit Diva... She needs a new toy


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01-25-08

I heard that about her.....lol

Anyway I like guys with a little bit of hair.....but if you look like a Sasquatch or the missing link, sorry...that's almost bestiality.



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01-25-08

oooh show me the beast, lol
  
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01-25-08

OK, if you insist.....




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01-25-08

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OK, if you insist.....

during my younger, xmen fascinated years i found the beast rather attractive in all honesty...all the hair would be hard on my tongue though; i'm a leo by birth, not a cat by trade.

a little hair on the chest and man bits is okay...as long as it's trimmed to not choke me, there's better things to choke down than a mouthful of hair.



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01-25-08

Right?

Nah, I'm more of a Wolverine girl meself I'm a Pisces by birth and no wishy washy fishy!



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01-26-08

*sniffs* What? I smell a little fishy bit there.....


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01-26-08

i'm having a hard time believing that any woman likes body hair. i don't have shit for body hair and i've never had a woman say "oh, i hate your smooth chest, back and shoulders... i really wish you had hair."

seriously, never.



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01-26-08

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i'm having a hard time believing that any woman likes body hair. i don't have shit for body hair and i've never had a woman say "oh, i hate your smooth chest, back and shoulders... i really wish you had hair."

seriously, never.
why do you think i watch the brotherhood movies? they tend to be too pretty to touch though.



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01-26-08

what are the brotherhood movies?



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01-26-08

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i'm having a hard time believing that any woman likes body hair. i don't have shit for body hair and i've never had a woman say "oh, i hate your smooth chest, back and shoulders... i really wish you had hair."

seriously, never.
Well a broad isn't going to say that to you if you're laying in bed. Usually its just something they think and keep to themselves.
  
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01-26-08

Unless you are one extreme or another, I've found that a woman will often overlook something that's not in her taste if the man has integrity, and respect for her.

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01-26-08

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*sniffs* What? I smell a little fishy bit there.....
That's it.......no more n00d pix of me for you, then!



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01-26-08

I haven't gotten one from you since the Adult forum closed..


Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...

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01-27-08

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Well a broad isn't going to say that to you if you're laying in bed. Usually its just something they think and keep to themselves.
Women who don't say what they want, don't deserve to get what they want.
  
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Women who don't say what they want, don't deserve to get what they want.
Agreed to the tenth power.


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Women who don't say what they want, don't deserve to get what they want.
And women that voice every like and dislike, whim and fancy, are usually bitches.


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