"Some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of jesus. tool will need to take the back seat. This may come as a shock..."

is this some evil, bad april fools day joke?

probably

Yeah, I read about that.... hopefully they're just making fun of Head from KoRn.

Unless Maynard was sitting on the can, wiping his ass as he did his business, he suddenly realized that he had been using the sacred veil all these years, unbeknowingst to him...and eureka..!

Unbeknowingst?

Let's try again for the three pointer, k?

Unbknegisotsw

i thot u wetn 2 colige

don't mock. they is spell really good.

u forin ppl need 2 be nuked

Who the hell is maynard and what does he do?

That would be Maynard James Keenan of the band Tool.

typo.

unbeknownst..you lippy bitches.

You lie. A typo would be "yuo suck". Adding an additional 3 letters because you can't spell and are a complete dumbass..... I rest my case. Drive through, please.

wicked - 1
blank - 'bitch-boy'

anywho....i heard this too....and dammit!!!!!!!! gah! i hope itz just an april fools prank or sum shit

Fuck that. Wicked - 1 my ASS.

More like 1,000,000....

touche......a thousand apologies m'dear

Not good enough. You're gonna have to make it up to me...

OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!

shall we start with dinner or foreplay?

I dunno.. I'm pretty hungry. How bout dinner WITH foreplay?

well the guy is spiritual. and jesus was a spiritual man.
maynard's not saying "i'm a christian" or anything like that. so if he's really being honest, what's so weird about that? to find some truth in something spiritual.

honestly i think it's a poke at korn but you never know with maynard. his father's a baptist pastor or some shit isn't he? and both tool and apc have really eased off on the christianity bashing.