This is where the action is:

Masters of the Sea
An investigative documentary on the secret world of the newest, deadliest extreme sport. SHARKSPORTS!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...14635647486170

I'm going to the Beach tomorrow . . .

ummmmm. uhhh...

no words. no words.

fuck that lame shit. i headbutt sharks EVERYDAY, not just because i like it but because i have to, sometimes twice if they try to cut in front of me during meal hours.

sharks are assholes. if you see one, punch him in the eye for me. you'll be doing Everyone a favor, believe you me.

yay, another lame excuse to be an "extreme" –something-. lets all hold dicks and pray for rain...

The lady in the video, who had her b/f wear a sharkhead, is her b/f a furry for doing that?

Even listening to their reasonings as to why sharks are great lovers...were stupid. These people are very stupid.

Holy Shit MOO! If I could I would revoke all your internet privaliages for not realizing the ridiculously blatent fact that it is a joke! I'm so dissapointed and flustered that I couldn't even write that in Leet speak the way it should have been . . .
Do you Fuck Dolphins or something?

*privileges, blatant

I realized it was a joke...No, I do not fuck dolphins nor something. I just kept thinking I couldn't do this without laughing my ass off.

I told you I was flustered, although I fail to see what bearing a typo has unless it really did make what I had stated harder for you to understand . . .
That's fine though, the fact that you were just joking around makes it all okay . . . I should sue you for psychological trauma . . .

It did! =p I'm just neurotic like that.

HAHA...you're amusing! Wasn't your previous darkforum name Denalay?

Yes- I mean No! No more of this torment! Vile Dolphin-Fucking Fiend!

Yeah...I remember you had lyrics from In Flames "The Jester's Race" as your sig for the longest time. =)

That was a while ago, although my signatures tend to stay for a really long time. I do think that my current one describes me quite well in an abstract sense.
I remember helping someone out with In Flames lyrics in their signature; was that you Dolphin-boy?

I am waiting for someone, having seen that video, to actually go out and try something like that. I will laugh my ass off if he gets attacked by a shark, gets his leg ripped off, and is killed in the ensuing feeding fenzy

I know exactly where they will go wrong too: Now was it Grab, twist, flip escape? Or Twist, grab, flip, escape? . . .

Thats it I want a video camera.

Nope. I'd just google it or check my cds.

Flip, twist, grab, insert, and escape. I don't see how someone could even do this. Sharp pointy teeth! Run!

It's going to take about six more beers before they try shark-fucking.