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for those of you who don't know about it... Quote: You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. | 
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Fuck yeah! I support this holiday. It should be made into a national holiday. I should get that day off work.
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that's what i'm saying.. spread the love.
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you are one horny SOB 
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well, yeah... and?
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Quote: Originally posted by honeyRock87
you are one horny SOB | You say that like it's a bad thing?
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bah... for me, this holiday is every day. | |
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Quote: Originally posted by (antihero)
bah... for me, this holiday is every day. | like it said, it's for the women in our life, not the men in our life. don't get me wrong, we still enjoy all the bj's you give us.
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Quote: Originally posted by Lillith
Hahaha Oooooh Arsinik!!!! | i'll make an exception for you, lillith. you can leave the steak at home.
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Quote: Originally posted by ArSiNiK
i'll make an exception for you, lillith. you can leave the steak at home. |
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hell-motherfuckin'-yeah.. you can tell me how my new vitamin regime tastes.
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Wait....... this is a new thing? I thought you were suppose to give your man steak and head every night? Hmmm.....
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that's only for the advanced group of girls, which you seem to be a part of. the rest are still catching up since they had a slow start.
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heh heh heh... my man thnks you on behalf of all men for reminding us womenfolk of this important holiday season... lol... *puts down porkrinds and pulls steaks from freezer... also puts on carmex to soften those lips up*
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i felt it was my civic duty to pass the info along. i might also add that you, beloved, get extra points if you take pictures of the whole event and post them.
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lol... you know me, arsi... never can tell
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... heh .... and btw... i look stuning already after the twins.... dont you love my modesty?... *runs off to find that damned porkrind bag...lol*
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