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Make Jay Scary - 07-18-03

Ok - I'm fed up of this nice-guy/doormat image and am trying to cultivate a scarier/don't mess with me persona.

Any suggestions how I go about this?



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dont post.... hehehe....

start saying... stupid newbie... or something



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i still favour the Pinhead all black contact lenses. that and maybe a white cat and a scar.


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Re: Make Jay Scary - 07-18-03

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Ok - I'm fed up of this nice-guy/doormat image and am trying to cultivate a scarier/don't mess with me persona.

Any suggestions how I go about this?
We can undergo a personality switch...but I don't how you will react to being a pregant red and purple haired beeotch

Maybe you should just tie pieces of shreaded clothing to the grill of your car and rev your engine as your enter crosswalks, laughing hysterically...smearing your face with some sort of blood like product would also work.
All in all start small, tripping little old ladies, stand infront of the mirror at home saying "fuck you and NO!!" over and over. Try different voices and facial expressions. Take candy from babies, snarl at people out of the blue. Change the message on your answering machine to include some sort of death threat to wrong numbers and phone salespeople. Take up a morbid hobby like the Musuem of Death in California and comment how you love J.W. Gasey's art.


You know Jay, cease to be you and become one of those people you constantly wish you could smother.

(this whole post has been my subtle hint to abandon this idea and live with the fact you are a nice guy)



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Use a reverse version of that treatment they used on buddy in 'Clockwork Orange'
  
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Ok - I'm fed up of this nice-guy/doormat image and am trying to cultivate a scarier/don't mess with me persona.

Any suggestions how I go about this?
Don't be a pussy and stop having cybersex?


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I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.

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07-18-03

Its not going to work hun, you have tried before and still as nice as ever.


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07-18-03

Like the Clockwork Orange idea - I don't cyber anymore - if you check the cyber thread I am merely the 'ring-master' (no pun intended).

It's nice being reliable but then I get the crappy end of the stick. Can't be arsed 'waiting for my reward'. Want pay put NOW!!



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Re: Make Jay Scary - 07-18-03

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Ok - I'm fed up of this nice-guy/doormat image and am trying to cultivate a scarier/don't mess with me persona.

Any suggestions how I go about this?


no worries leave it to Ure brother



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Quit posting in the friendship forum, wuss.
  
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07-18-03

Get a creepy avatar with teeth. And have a signature talking about how life is shit, or how you hate God, or something. Then go around blasting people for being stupid.


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Quit posting in the friendship forum, wuss.
FUCK YOU!!

said I wanted to be scary not be lonely!



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Get a creepy avatar with teeth. And have a signature talking about how life is shit, or how you hate God, or something. Then go around blasting people for being stupid.
Hmmmmm.............scary not arsehole



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Quit posting in the friendship forum, wuss.


BEHAVE



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FUCK YOU!!

said I wanted to be scary not be lonely!


aaaaaah don't let auntie get U down, he's just feelin the preasure and needing new material so he can keep his FUNNY GUY crown



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LOL - it was a light hearted 'fuck you'........



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put in your custom status "i cut peoples dicks off" and... for your avy... have a piccy of you holding someones dick... with a bloody knife in the other hand....

thatd make you seem pretty scary



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Hmmmmmm.............just might work..........



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wait... sorry... i forgot about the no adult thingies in avys and sigs... ahaha... too bad...



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DAMN!!!

perhaps I could borrow you in your ferret guise like Ernst Stavro Blofeld from James bond had a white cat.

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