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Originally posted by IdleParis Ok - I'm fed up of this nice-guy/doormat image and am trying to cultivate a scarier/don't mess with me persona.
Any suggestions how I go about this? |
We can undergo a personality switch...but I don't how you will react to being a pregant red and purple haired beeotch
Maybe you should just tie pieces of shreaded clothing to the grill of your car and rev your engine as your enter crosswalks, laughing hysterically...smearing your face with some sort of blood like product would also work.
All in all start small, tripping little old ladies, stand infront of the mirror at home saying "fuck you and NO!!" over and over. Try different voices and facial expressions. Take candy from babies, snarl at people out of the blue. Change the message on your answering machine to include some sort of death threat to wrong numbers and phone salespeople. Take up a morbid hobby like the Musuem of Death in California and comment how you love J.W. Gasey's art.
You know Jay, cease to be you and become one of those people you constantly wish you could smother.
(this whole post has been my subtle hint to abandon this idea and live with the fact you are a nice guy)