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....Lo and we sat upon the mountain...and we were truly bummed....and in our low spirits we cursed the Almighty and called him silly names. At once there was a great voice from the heavens and it said something quite unintelligible and we were even more bummed. So the Son said "yea...I shall walk into the valley..." and we were bummed as he wandered into the shadow of the valley. And so did an hour pass and we were near to the darkness, and lo the darkness was near to us. But what did our sad eyes spy but eight tiny rei...umm...no...what did our eyes spie but the Son, upon a shiny moped cresting the mountain heights. And in His arms he had rolled gold pretzels, and fritos, and lil' Debbie. And we were cheered as we had munchies and the number of the munchies were many and it was good. And lo...we did party all night and eat munchies and drink beers, and lo...lil' Debbie did take off her top and gave lap dances to all and it was all good and we were cheered and the Heavens were quiet if but for a moment.....
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Originally Posted by Tozzy amen. | and they say we should keep religion out of schools.
好きなものは好きだからしょうがない!! So, fuck it.
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09-21-03
some people have way too much time on their hands.
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Anarchy is the revolutionary idea that nobody is better qualified to decide how your life should be run than you
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Originally Posted by Snyper some people have way too much time on their hands. | Yeah...I suppose so.................
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09-21-03
*snickers*
~Don't choose me because I am faithful.
Don't choose me because I am kind.
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09-22-03
I might've kept going to church if the good book sounded like that.
Time to rewrite the Bible.
Longtooth since you started it, you can go ahead and finish it.
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-Tip of the iceberg."--Denalay Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps. Hello,
I see the assassins have failed.
"Hey Courtney, aren't you a Buddahist? The goal is to obtain Nirvana, not break them up."---Madonna to Courtney Love on SNL No magic is ever truly destructive. For what is destruction, except creation with an agenda?
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Originally Posted by WildAngelOfEve *snickers* | nope. it was pretzels, fritos and lil' debbie.
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you're so punny
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-Tip of the iceberg."--Denalay Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps. Hello,
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i try.
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yes you are trying, but we love you anyway.
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-Tip of the iceberg."--Denalay Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps. Hello,
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awe, shucks. i'm blushing.
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i believe in sex. does that make sex a religion? | |
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09-22-03
Don't most people?
I would sex was one of the very first religions ever concieved.
...yeah I know baaaad pun.
Careful Arsinik you might get enough color in your cheeks to be kicked out of the Gawth club.
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-Tip of the iceberg."--Denalay Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps. Hello,
I see the assassins have failed.
"Hey Courtney, aren't you a Buddahist? The goal is to obtain Nirvana, not break them up."---Madonna to Courtney Love on SNL No magic is ever truly destructive. For what is destruction, except creation with an agenda?
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09-22-03
Ok, this was the coolest thread I've read today. I still can't decide if that's a good thing, or a bad thing...
I want a lap dance too...and some chili-cheese fritos.
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09-22-03
Shut the fuck up. I don't hear you offering uplifting sermons about snackfoods and lapdances in the afterlife. Go piss up a rope.
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make me shut up you fucking gob sucking smack whore, dont make me stick my foot up your ass unless you like the taste of carpenter boots. | |
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Blah, blah blah...cry me a river, homoerotic boy.
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