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That's what you fucking get you prick, I told you karma would come back to bite you on the ass mother fucker and look what happened, God came down and shoved his 80 foot finger up your fucking ass until you bled out every drop you son of a fucking gutterwhore. Now every fucking step you take will be littered with the scattered remains of a million fucking lives done wrong aching for resurrection and salvation, pain dripping from your undying flesh like sewer slime sliding down a river of shit mother fucker. fuck you.


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Poetic. And quite entertaining.


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06-29-04

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God came down and shoved his 80 foot finger up your fucking ass until you bled out every drop you son of a fucking gutterwhore.
very interesting....

i thought he shoveed an 80 foot log up my fucking ass untill i bled out every drop.... but it wasn't an 80 foot finger... maybe god doesn't love me.
  
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That's what you fucking get you prick, I told you karma would come back to bite you on the ass mother fucker and look what happened, God came down and shoved his 80 foot finger up your fucking ass until you bled out every drop you son of a fucking gutterwhore. Now every fucking step you take will be littered with the scattered remains of a million fucking lives done wrong aching for resurrection and salvation, pain dripping from your undying flesh like sewer slime sliding down a river of shit mother fucker. fuck you.
Man I knew I would get mine...

Oh Simon, is there anyway to avert this karma thing from me oh wise one?



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Wow, that was actually coherent. It looks like he fixed his space-bar too.


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10-22-04

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10-23-04

. . . I need to start reading post dates.


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10-23-04

Isn't it hard adjusting to another key? I keep turning capslock on other pc's since my laptop's got the shift key in that area.


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10-23-04

indeed it is.
  
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10-23-04

My mate has got one of thoses split keyboards...I can hardly use it. My typing becomes like someone who has never typed before.


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10-23-04

I had that shit happen to me too, my typing became slow as fuck and I ended using one finger to type..... I think the split keyboard is only used by those who spend 99.99999% of their time on pornography chatrooms...



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