Which is exactly what I said only said in a sane and understandable manner.

that was a typo though, i totally meant IQ

Sure ya did...Do you know how far Q is from G on the keyboard!?

i type really badly trust me... i have to use the backspace button many many times in even one sentence.... im horrible. if i get a typo forgive it, its just that i skipped it and accidently forgot to correct it

I type so badly that I can't possibly make a mistake...Just look at the keyboard like me.

i do...

It's funny how no one has resorted to violence to solve these yet.

You can't just STAB riddles away...

An alternate solution to the "ask which guard is the door to instant death" is to tell him to tell you which one leads to freedom and that he's walking through it first. -TP

I was thinking that too

They wouldn't be very good GUARDS if they just submitted to every random guy looking for freedom, would they?

for the village one i would just ask "what's 2 plus 2." a liar would say something like 5 and then i'd know he's a liar.

ask them for a sandwich, since i dont think id ever get out, and id ask the guy in the road to carry me back to my house.

classic!