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a little description of waterbearer... - 07-05-02
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I knew of a women
her name was water
born in a coven
named for a flower
she cast a spell...
change me into a snail...
drew her black boots back and kicked into hell

oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch
oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch

she's working all the day making voodoo
digging her pool that she uses for graves...
casting her spells,as she gets the mail...making sure that she don't get bills

oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch
oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch

when she goes to bed...
don't ask for head...
if you do you're better off dead
she'll point at you...turning you into a frog
chops your legs off and keep them in a jar

oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch
oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch

never laugh at her...you'll only make it worst
no spells this time, she'll whack you with her purse
then she'll steal your wallet, calls a cab...
but before she leaves she stomp your sack...

oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch
oh...oh no...watch your ass it's water the witch

written by Evil-Ash

Anger that burst out of nothing, for evolution I shall charge into uncertainty's promised land.

it's been a pleasure, but I think I am gone...


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dear god...what have i done..


*looks at the sung*


i'm not even high and i write things like this...

HUGS ARE FREE, JUST LIKE SMILES AND RANBOWS!!
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EVIL ASH SUCK!!!
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*has officially died laughing*

Ash! You rock!

HAHAHA HA HA HA HAHAHA

*whistles and cheers for ash*

(thanks Chupa)


Forgiveness? That's between you and your God. I'm just here to make sure that you keep your appointment.

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*looks at the song*

Hmm, this calls for being accompanied by some music

*plays the fiddle*

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*stands in the audience...*

... Time has no bearing...
...when the whiteout begins...

Don't come after me...
  
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:metalhead

To love a Sin.......
  
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Hmm ...I had a whole other little ditty in mind ...

oh well, maybe next time.
  
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I had to read this again because it is so damn funny!

Great job ash!

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ASH!
You need to post

Shoe-Mania!!!!

LMAO

hahahaha

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