Ok so we were in this movie theater watching this movie right , and this guy he's all like "Hey this movie fucking sucks, i've seen it seven times" and i'm all like :upyours: "Hey shut the fuck up, some of us havn't seen it" and the snowbie's all like :metalhead "Rock on dudes" So this dudes all like Why don't you fucking say that to my face and i'll kick your ass!" :blackeye: So I'm pissed, I'm all like fuck you mother bitch, I'll fucking kill you! And then snowbie starts turning into a demon So I'm all like, getting into my berserker paladin ninja suit :hero: And this guy turns into a vampire bat :vampire: and flies to the top of the room, So I'm all like, hell naw :firing: I'ma kill this mother bitch, and then I woke up in the mental hospital

Appropriate story.

So then my minds all like "hey you fucking bitch" and i'm all like "shut up mind" :argue: So I get out of my room and I find some magic donkey piss :drunk: and I drink it, turns out it wasn't magic donkey piss is 100% LSD so my eyes exploded my face melted away and I went fucking nuts and came to darkforum to make up crazy threads to read and laugh at the same joke for like 7 hours each and every day. Mmmm...Arrows....

lol you ARE bored.


I didn't read it all. I'm sure it was most of the same, really. Very nice though.


*claps once*

Don't encourage it.

Some people told me eariler that I'm an asshole *le sigh* so I'm trying to be nice now.

*twitch*

Why in the fuck would you listen to that?

I think you're funny and that's all that matters. Ignore them all.

*twitches violently*

It's all right to be an asshole, as long as your not a bitch
-Muhammed

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I don't get it...

Haha.

Aw. You make my night on DF worthwhile...

So I'm smoking some herb behind the school , then this guy in a humping banana suit walks up, he's all like "Dunna, dunna, everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school." So I'm all like "Shut the fuck up" and then I punched him in throat. So then the devil comes up and he's like, sign this paper :deal: , so i'm like yeah sure whatever and I sign it, and then fire starts erupting from all around me and I'm like "oh shit" So I get into my Berserker Paladin Pimp suit :fro: and start drinking some viagra :drunk: , then I went around to all the demons in hell and fucked them to death.

then shy shy is sitting here laughing at his post. shy shy decides to find a face that could laugh and show her emotion. it turns out that shy shy didn't find the emotions and it turned shy shy into this then shy looks over and see's this kind of a face and she is wondering why she is stairing it. i mean is shy shy in love with it or not? then shy shy turns into a bat and flies away then flies away into a happy land.

Then Beauty came across this fucking thread again and decided to hurt Simon for ever starting it. She grabbed a hammer and pounded away on his skull.

So Beauty got bored and decided to get drunk :drunk: and have sex with Shy Shy :

So yeah. Stop posting this shit!

so then i magically turn back into a bat and flies over to this thread again. then shy shy see's beauty getting drunk. :drunk: then i'm sitting here noticing how beauty wanted to have sex with me. but i told her that she is with pyrric and she signed a notice :deal: then i'm sitting here while my face is melting away

Haha. I thought you would get a laugh out of that.

Why is no one posting anymore?!!? *cries*

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