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Listen to my hamburgers speak Frank - 05-14-08

You know me, so hear me be Frank. White be the oar child of Frank's never-ending love child's mistress afterbirth medicine juice, and pus-filled infection spewed from Frank's tonsils as he screamed in unneverending agony concentrated from it's unnerving hammer gods as they were in our beginning and never genital-first in a meat-grinding samurai making machine of death beams.


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05-14-08

I had teh sex with your hamburger.


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I bet that was like one constant madness.


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Sometimes when I listen to my own hamburgers show me how to have hamburgersex all over my brand new thoughts that I just beat baby otters with sandpaper sandwiches on my furniture Gods.


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splooge.


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05-14-08

On Captain Platinum's Hamper Scaffolds.


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05-14-08

Doesn't he get so mad when his hamper scaffold's are explooged upon by thouest carbon fucking sandpaper slow-death magnet carpet hamster wheel-powered sternum dispensers?


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05-14-08

good to have you back in town simon....

ill catch up with you later tonight.


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05-14-08

Is that Frank Castle perchance?



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05-25-08

Frank Horseconfigure.


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05-25-08

Screw your hamburger. I can has cheezburger?
  
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05-26-08

No. You can't has cheezburger.



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05-26-08

Im confused, are you describing your vasectomy or something?



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05-26-08

It's okay, after about 9 years, you'll catch up with the internet and understand.

You're circa 1999 at the moment, so...



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Screw your hamburger. I can has cheezburger?
No you may not. *Slashwhip*


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05-28-08

I can haz cheezeburgerz all day long.... im the cheezeburger master


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It's okay, after about 9 years, you'll catch up with the internet and understand.

You're circa 1999 at the moment, so...
that circa shizit is gettin old, start thinkin of better insults bro. you used to be awesome at it. dont tell me you have new regulations as a mod or something. psh, you bore me now.



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05-28-08

It's called a 'past post referral' and I can't help it if it's relevant.

I do have new rules, because some peoples will get their panties in a twist and run away crying because -

"Tozzy's a mod, he should know better"
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"Damn you mods, pickin on people"
and of course the -
"Flauting your mod powers, go on, ban me...(etc etc)"

and all that bullshit.

Laugh, but it happens. I've seen it more times than i care to think about and i'm not going to get myself in that situation.

Plus, this isn't the bitch board so it's wrong to break out the big insults.

You always bored me.

Don't call me 'bro'.



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You know me, so hear me be Frank. White be the oar child of Frank's never-ending love child's mistress afterbirth medicine juice, and pus-filled infection spewed from Frank's tonsils as he screamed in unneverending agony concentrated from it's unnerving hammer gods as they were in our beginning and never genital-first in a meat-grinding samurai making machine of death beams.

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It's called a 'past post referral' and I can't help it if it's relevant.

I do have new rules, because some peoples will get their panties in a twist and run away crying because -

"Tozzy's a mod, he should know better"
or -
"Damn you mods, pickin on people"
and of course the -
"Flauting your mod powers, go on, ban me...(etc etc)"

and all that bullshit.

Laugh, but it happens. I've seen it more times than i care to think about and i'm not going to get myself in that situation.

Plus, this isn't the bitch board so it's wrong to break out the big insults.

You always bored me.

Don't call me 'bro'.
ahhhh you kno you love me



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