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Lightbulb Tanning - 07-03-06

Is it possible to get a tan by holding a lamp over yourself? 0_o


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07-03-06

if you have the right lightbulb, tanning lotion and enough time...maybe?


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07-03-06

hehe it depends on the light of the bulb.

my uncle tans so easily we joke about the fact that he could get a tan by looking over the toaster whilst its cooking

if the sun is out, even in the winter, he'll go brown. its mad.



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I've got a 120 watt UV bulb if you wanna borrow, but if you break it you owe me 8 bucks


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Is it possible to get a tan by holding a lamp over yourself? 0_o
I don't think that is possible. We all would have had skin cancer by now. There are some night lights that cause skin cancer.

Anyways, unless you want to get a good tan, why not just get the tanning lightbulbs? They produce ultraviolet lights which help to tan the skin.
  
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07-04-06

if you want to get cancer, smoke.

at least you won't look like a tomato or a roasted sponge if it goes up shit creek.

plus it's quite hard to get smoking wrong. unless you decide to eat the cigarettes or set yourself on fire.

but hey, then you'll get the ultimate tan



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07-04-06

Though smoking can smell bad. I hate the smell of cigarettes. Though, cigars I don't mind.


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There was a woman in my area who made it into the news for killing herself by smoking . . . Right next to her Oxygen tank . . .


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What, did she not recognize the big red sign with a flame in the middle of it that said flammable?


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