PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")
is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005,
by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the
morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the
evening
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you
love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, "
unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just
sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when
you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get
dressed and go the
fuck home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact
the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your
ass.

Participating Party
Signature ___________________
Date: _______________

Participating Party
Signature_____________________
Date: ________________

seen it before but then it was named one night stand contract

legally binding? sh'yeah right

nice.