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The point is just beyond your grasp.

As is the Victory.



SHAVE THE WHALES!

Pain is Nature's way of saying "At least your still alive!"

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How do you shave a whale?

Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
Marge: What is that Homy?
Homer: *Thinks* A Dinosaur!!!

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I'm not sure, but I'm betting you'd need one big ass razor.

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You can't just buy those things from novelty stores

Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
Marge: What is that Homy?
Homer: *Thinks* A Dinosaur!!!

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Maybe you can sharpen a big piece of aluminum siding and try that.

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Sounds heavy, and like hard work

Homer: Ah he has all the money in the world. But you know what he can't buy?
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Well, I thought maybe that would be easier then trying to wax the poor animal.

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use a lawnmower, duh
  
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Just leave the poor whale alone .
If you want to shave anything , how about your ass !?

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Why would you want me to shave that?

And how would that benefit the whales?

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I keep forgetting whales are mammals.

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*

that would be correct.

You get a gold star or an approximate facsimile thereof.

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i want a gold star!!

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
  
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how about that approximate facsimile?

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i call it an asterik, but whatever

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
  
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person who makes it to 1176 posts first wins!
  
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that was pitiful.

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yeah.. it was..
  
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i call it an asterik, but whatever

Like I's supposed to spell that so easily.. I'm feeling lazy instead.

And Zelos, to quote Buzz

"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my sympathy."

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person to reach 1181 first wins!!
  
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