[Axantha]

So One needs to start catching up.

While I'll just post my fingers to the bone.

[Legolas]

Nice, I'm in second, I like that.... you wait till I become unemployed... then I'll rule!!!

[Legolas]

Oh, and Zelos, stop posting, I don't want you to catch up.

*puts foot on Zelos' head to keep him down*

[Tozzy]

Originally Posted by One

you don't have far to go to catch up to mine though.

yeah, just 2k. i could do it.

[Axantha]

*puts foot on Zelos' head to keep him down*

if you're gonna put your foot down, don't put it on the head.

Put it on their throat, it's more effective.

[Zelos]

*busts out some wicked cool kung fu*

*puts foot down on both Axantha and Legolas*

You two are in my way. Victory shall be mine!

[Axantha]

your kung fu is not strong.

[Zelos]

your kung fu is no match for my kung fu.

We already settled this with a sword fight, remember? Victory was mine!

[Axantha]

no, that smack to the head cause you to forget.

You lost that fight. and this ain't no jedi mind trick

[Zelos]

Oh yeah... I vaguely recall a big smelly fish coming towards my face...

[Axantha]

exactly

Because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

YouTube - Spanish inquisition

[Zelos]

I expected them all along

[Axantha]

no, cause you're a lumber jack

YouTube - Monty Python's Lumberjack Song

[Zelos]

Oh yeah, just wait until I find a good youtube video to retaliate with.

...I am so gonna get ahead of Legolas while he is gone... I feel like Mike Huckabee... and your John Mccaine.

[Axantha]

John McCain isn't my friend.

And Huckabee has been highly disappointing as well. Uncle Ron is a certifiable loon.

I was for Thompson.

[Zelos]

I just thought of a great "which is worse" for that thread..

Imma go do that.

Hey One. How am I doin? Am I in second place yet?

[Axantha]

You should be a couple short yet. So keep working.

STRIVE FOR 2ND!

[Zelos]

Victory will be mine!

[Zelos]

I totally just double posted. (that should help)

[Axantha]

That should put you tied for second so you'll want to work on that.

Of course, You'll have to get me to stop responding if you wanna take first.