[Zelos]

The men behind the curtain... the ones controlling it all... "they" are those who make ...chocolate.

[Legolas]

What kind of paranoid bullshit is that? You are a first class example as to why the rest of the world doesn't take the Americans seriously.

[Zelos]

Cant you take a joke?

[Tozzy]

can you?

[Zelos]

Sure.

Im just not sure Legolas realized I was kidding.

[Legolas]

Obviously I realized you were kidding, otherwise I would of posted a serious reply as oppose to an attempt to joke along with you...

But apparently I failed to use my sarcastic voice... I'll make sure to include it next time

[Zelos]

Oh ok.

There are a lot of delusional conspiracy theorist out there. and I am sure some of them might believe that chocolate is a conspiracy to create apathy in the masses or something.

Just making sure you didnt mistake me for one of them

[Legolas]

Oh yeah, because that's the first thing that comes to mind, another conspiracy theorist <--- sarcasm


Even if you were, I wouldn't care, so go on and be all Mel Gibson on this site

[Zelos]

Thanks for pointing out the sarcasm, my sarcasm meter seems to be off today

[Legolas]

Well, I'll make sure to clarify things from now on <-- serious talk

[Axantha]

and I'm back so you can all stop keeping the thread warm for me.

[Zelos]

*gets out of Axanthas seat* there ya go, nice and toasty

[Axantha]

Thank you.

Now fetch my slippers, pipe and paper please

[Tozzy]

oranges and lemons.

[Zelos]

I return with your slippers, paper and pipe with a choice of fine tobacco or marijuana.

I have also brought freshly picked grapes to make up for how long it took. forgive me master? *bows*

[Legolas]

Tell him to get me a beer

[Legolas]

And not American beer

[Zelos]

the creepiest thing i've ever seen...

YouTube - Dramatic Lemur

[Zelos]

i take that back... this is.....

YouTube - Google Maps

[Tozzy]

hahahaha!

the THX intro music just makes that video.

(first one)