[AmbitusFerinus]

I attempted to perform surgery on myself. I was moderately succesful.

Does a scalpel lodged into your arm count as a success?

[Axantha]

depends on what number blade and where it's lodged.

[Legolas]

Hey, I like my fries with mayo, but I'm dutch, so I guess that explains it.

[Legolas]

Originally Posted by AmbitusFerinus

I attempted to perform surgery on myself. I was moderately succesful.

Does a scalpel lodged into your arm count as a success?

You can't perform surgery on yourself... that's just cynical

Seriously, let us help you

[Axantha]

Remeber kids, don't try this at home.

We are professionals and claim to know what we are doing.

[AmbitusFerinus]

I think I may have lost a lot of blood.

Suddenly the prospect of surgery from you doesn't seem so bad... I must be delirious.

[Axantha]

QUICK apply the tourniquet to the neck to stop the flow of blood

[Legolas]

Someone call 912!!!

[Axantha]

I'd do it. What's the number to 911?!?!?!?!

[Legolas]

Why would you call 911? That's not the real number... for real emergencies, call 912... and the number is 555.1337

[Axantha]

cause I'm dsylexic so any number I enter won't look right anyway.

[Legolas]

It's why I hired you as my partner

[Axantha]

does that mean I'm getting paid, or just helping to pay the expenses?

[Legolas]

It's more like I needed someone to sign the loan papers... they won't give me anymore money

[Axantha]

My sister pulls something like that with phone solicitors.

She listen's to their build up and then tells them it sounds wonderful but her parole officer won't allow her to handle anymore money.

[Legolas]

Smart... I like to mess with telemarketers, but it doesn't work as often nowadays as more are machines.... or you get the guy who can't speak english trying to sell you something...

[Axantha]

yea, I get the non-english ones.

Or you can do like my brother who switches languages on them. German, Spanish, English, French and will do it from sentence to sentence and then yells at them cause he can't under stand why they keep asking him to repeat himself.

[Legolas]

You have a very funny family

[Tozzy]

I win.

[Legolas]

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