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01-29-08

You think.... I doubt that... you obviously have never seen our work, some people call us miracle workers... other call us frauds, but the truth is... You'll never really know


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You think.... I doubt that...
Well, that's pretty harsh.
  
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01-29-08

just because of that one amputation we did.


It was from the neck up.


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01-29-08

But we helped the dude, he said he wanted to be shorter.... if you ask me... mission accomplished


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01-29-08

and it got rid of those annoying headaches

2 for the price of 1 bonus


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01-29-08

Oh yeah forgot about that... You could say we are 2 for 1 surgeons


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nothing better then surgery at a cut rate


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It's how all the greats got started


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01-29-08

now I have this sudden urge to see Sweeny Todd again.

Consider it a training video.


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The best part of that movie is when he dumps the bodies.... watching them hit head first... damn


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I remember seeing a theater version when I was a kid. Got me hooked.

Wife refuses to see it.


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Then it's time to get a new wife....

Nah, I could understand why she would refuse, but if you need some girls to see the movie with, I went with 3, I'm sure I could share them with you


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It's okay. The screener copy I received is copied to my computer so I can watch it whenever she isn't around.


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01-29-08

Shh.. don`t tell pepole that... they don`t like people like that

Me thinks we scared AmbitusFerinus away.... my guess he didn`t want the surgery...


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Do you suppose his insurance carrier told him it wasn't covered because it was an elective surgery?


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Nah, insurance people aren't that smart

Don't give them too much credit


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maybe would could offer a payment plan?

or maybe I should just put the 5lb rubber mallet away.


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That's like making a hamburger without ham... that's just ridiculous...


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the first time I went to Germany, and ordered a Hamburger, it sure took me by surprise.


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Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Goddamn.
Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit.
  
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