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Offtopic Discussion Discuss The last person to post on this thread is the WINNER!!! pt2 in the Discussions forums; If you steal the cow, doesn't it automatically become cheaper.... and.... OMG your neighbor owns cows? Ever go cow tipping?...

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03-26-08

If you steal the cow, doesn't it automatically become cheaper.... and.... OMG your neighbor owns cows? Ever go cow tipping?


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03-26-08

Haha, I have amish neighbours. I live out in the boonies..

Aaaand nope, I've never been cow tipping.
  
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03-26-08

Poor you... and good, cow tipping is dangerous, I heard that they have difficulties getting back up, or you can scare them to death


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03-26-08

I'd feel bad if I actually managed to push one over. Cows are cute, haha.
  
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03-26-08

But not as cute as I am.... muahahah


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03-26-08

Don't do that...cow tipping is mean. So is mailbox baseball.


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03-26-08

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So is mailbox baseball.
I'll never understand why people do things like that.
  
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03-26-08

Batting practice.... Always wanted to do it since I saw Keifer Sutherland and the boys do it in "Stand by Me"


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03-26-08

Ever have it done to your mailbox?
  
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03-26-08

No... my mailbox is attached to the house, right by the entrance... most new houses here have it like that.... only the houses that are like 50 years old have those types of mailboxes


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03-26-08

Ah, lucky.
  
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03-26-08

Oh yeah... it's great, I love it...

Has it happened to your mailbox?


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03-26-08

A few times, yeah. Drunk amish guys LOVE to smash mailboxes.

I have a solid steel mailbox now, haha. I want someone to hit that thing so bad. They'd definitely be hurtin' afterwards.
  
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03-26-08

paint it so it looks like wood/plastic!!
Man i think evil thoughts


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03-26-08

LOL, I can picture them shaking like in cartoons after hitting something that does not budge.

I doubt it was the amish guys, or the drunk ones, I thought they didn't drink, no wait that is Mormons...


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03-26-08

I did, Tiggs. I painted it a nice shade of brown and then painted some nice ivy on it..haha.

Legolas: I picture the same thing, haha. I want someone to swing at that mailbox as hard as they can, and I want to witness it. And younger amish people party more than anyone..trust me.
  
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03-26-08

Moron's drink if they are "jack"... but 3.2 beer don't get you drunk quickly..
But the Amish don't drink either...


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03-26-08

All this talk of drinking in making me thirsty... I'm gonna go find a cow


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03-26-08

Good luck with that.
  
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03-26-08

It's going to be hard, I don't think there are any farms near me


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