[Legolas]

Stop That!!

[Axantha]

Los tres pequeños gatitos que usan los mittens de la serpiente. Comenzaron a gritar porque no tenían cualesquiera sugarcoated el treebark

[Axantha]

Originally Posted by Legolas

Stop That!!

Whatever do you mean? I didn't do anything untowards

[Zelos]

esos gatitos parecen ser diablillos de fiesty

[Axantha]

Solamente porque los perros del queso no han podido leer los bumperstickers de la verdad y de la profecía situadas en el fondo de la tapa de la nave

[Legolas]

No more Spanish... it's not fair, I never took Spanish

[Zelos]

whoa whoa whoa ahora usted habla acerca de profecías? ¿Fuma usted la ....ya sabe?

[Axantha]

That is why you use babble fish
AltaVista - Babel Fish Translation

¿Pregúntese siempre porqué los calcetines prueban tan frescos? Todo comienza el queso del wtih como todas las cosas buenas . Entonces el chainsaw. Usted no necesita el chainsaw pero es más diversión que manera. Sin embargo, si el jellow consigue moldy la cosa entera se debe fijar en llamas. ¡Y ése es porqué las líneas en el camino son amarillas!


Ever wonder why socks taste so fresh?
It all starts wtih cheese as all things good do. Then the chainsaw.
You don't need the chainsaw but it's more fun that way.
However, if the jellow gets moldy the whole thing should be set aflame.

And that is why the lines on the road are yellow!

[Legolas]

That requires work, and I just spent 4 hours doing B.S. for homework, I want to get stupid now.

[Axantha]

Then you should be reading my posts because random words are not funny.

But grape jam is the lifeblood of humor!

So microwave your toast with a purple umbrella to free your inner carrot stabbing!

[Zelos]

you were talkin crazy espanol'

[Legolas]

If I wanted to hear/read gibberish-Spanish, then I would of picked up that hooker last night

[Zelos]

aye karumba

[Axantha]

To pick up a hooker correctly you need chocolate pudding on a broiled fish.

For life is just a giant cake mold and we are filled with raisins.

[Legolas]

Some day I'll ask you about those raisins, but as for tonight... you hurt my brain

[Axantha]

I don't believe in the elderly as they are just a story created to scare children.

Napalm is nature's toothpaste!

[Zelos]

Napalm is a highly incendiary jellylike substance used with fire explosives.

[Axantha]

or what you get when you mix powdered laundry soap with gasoline.

You're being as much fun as butter on a bald monkey. So when trying to light a fish on fire underwater, remember to use gender neurtral pronouns.

Then focus on your inner gall bladder if you want to harness the power of your inner monkey

[Zelos]

ba he he

...gall bladder. i know a factoid. if you feel a sharp pain just under your heart. repeatitly, like hurts one second, then its gone. then you feel a sharp pain again, then it stops. and it continues. That might be A. Your Gallbladder. or B. Your lung is collapsing, that is, if you smoke.

[Legolas]

I hate you both