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Offtopic Discussion Discuss The last person to post on this thread is the WINNER!!! pt2 in the Discussions forums; Originally Posted by Uncletiggs remember.. To err is human... to really foul things up requires a computer!! I thought it was "to err is human, to forgive is not our ...

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05-20-08

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remember.. To err is human... to really foul things up requires a computer!!

I thought it was "to err is human, to forgive is not our policy."


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05-20-08

foul ups are a punishable.. death by stoneing
  
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05-20-08

Who's getting stoned??


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It isn't just a saying.. It's a fact of life!

Those things that produced your ex......you know, the bitchmakers! Metagion
  
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05-21-08

Mount Rushmore: Even the best people get stoned


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05-21-08

did you kno that mount rushmore is gonna be the last standing human monument to last after humans go extinct? its true, I saw it on tv.



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05-21-08

I don't think we will go extint. There are too many rednecks out there


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I don't think we will go extint. There are too many rednecks out there
Nah... We'll all die at the same time in 2012.
  
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05-21-08

but the Mayan who actually wrote that calander was drunk and figured he would throw that number in as a joke.


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05-21-08

Well, most of the greatest "predictors" have got it wrong. apparently we should all be dead by now.

so uh, the pyramids will go before mt rushmore?



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05-21-08

There will always be Twinkies.

Those will outlast us all and anything mankind ever tried to make. They will evolve and replace us and we will be the legends they speak of!


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05-21-08

all hail the humans!!
  
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but the Mayan who actually wrote that calander was drunk and figured he would throw that number in as a joke.
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05-21-08

stall the revolution eat more twinkies.
  
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05-21-08

Which reminds me: Why do twinkies taste so good?
  
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sugar lots of sugar
  
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There will always be Twinkies.

Those will outlast us all and anything mankind ever tried to make. They will evolve and replace us and we will be the legends they speak of!
Yes, the new twinkie race will all worship us, the strange beings carved into the side of a mountain.


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so uh, the pyramids will go before mt rushmore?
yep, they will last awhile, but eventually they will crumble. And the way Mt. R was made, on the side of a mountain, it will avoid decay for like, 100,000 years +. just enough time for every thing else mankind made to decay, to show no signs of our existence, except for mt. rushmore. And give time for the twinkie people to evolve.



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05-22-08

ya'know, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense.

And the more it sounds like a bad Sci-Fi channel movie.


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05-22-08

bad 50's horror. "attack of the killer twinkies"
  
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05-23-08

Eeeehhhh . . . what's a twinkie . . . ???


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05-23-08

chemically preserved spongecake filled with creme filling.

I'll have to send you some.

But here's the thing. They have a stable shelf life of 100 years. If you take a pack of 2 twinkies you can see how resilient they are.

Take one out, set it in the microwave upside down so the creme doesn't run out and nuke it for 10 minutes. Let it cool back to room tempurature and you can't tell it apart from the one still in the package.

They are really scary that way.


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