Hello, I just registered,and I am now new to the boards. ive observed this forum many a day before doing so, so i think I have all of your attitudes in check. Anyway, i was just saying hi,and introducing myself.Alot of you people seem cool,and I would like to get to know you all.Please don't knock on me becuz im new,i couldent help it, I was born this way.

okay...and how's your medication going?

I can actually watch your brain decay over time through your avatar and signature pics...

okay here is the thing.I am a vampire,and i am a real one. I do not drink blood and stuff, but I mean... i am one..you dont know me,and you dont know my kind. We are the vampires.

don't try and make excuses for your tampon fetish.

are you trying to make a point, or just entertain us?

I new this shit was going to happen, its becuz Im new,yes, arsnick,my kind has been around for a decade.We are the vampires,and we go sniffing around old dumpsters,and wastebaskets for any little hand me down we can get.Its scary to be a fisherman.

ah, so you're a psychic-energy vampire. i suppose being a real vampire is too dangerous these days, what with the AIDS and all...

**laughs hysterically**

All you vampires are posers, it's use Werewolves that are real!

Used Werewolves are the best!

hey I play those creatures...don't mock them, I make one hell of a treme and my fianna can drink with the best of them

i used to have a werewolf, but he always ate my shoes and pissed in the living room, so we had to put him down.

my werewolf used to do nothing but sit in the corner and lick his balls. I was jealous, so I sold him to a research lab.

lol.Whatever you`re taking I want some.

sweet, make sure you send me the results when they get in. i've always wanted to know the secret of licking your own balls.

I think Space Ghost may have regressed to Noobiedom....or childhood? I'm not quite sure

I have a time machine.

I`d only believe that if it was a PC.