Here's a silly email that's going around. Not a hoax. Just a joke:

Inner Peace


I'm passing this along to you as I consider you a valued friend. This worked for me and I think it may work for you. I have found Inner Peace. Recently I read an article that stated: "The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started. So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a lemon cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva Chocolates and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time!"

Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace!


I thought it was funny.......actually, really funny considering ArSi is schnockered off his ass right now.......

exchange the Jose Cuervo for a bottle of JD and was my saturday night.

i think i've done most of those things. i don't really slap though. i either push them down or deck the shit out of them. maybe i just need to try it all consecutively.

*sniff* i'm not anymore. i got tricked into going to sleep and then waking up for work. it was a cruel joke.

Those utter bastards! That's the Man for you......

You should take crappy, unfocussed pictures as revenge....

work sucks. i say we take all the youngin's and have us a child labor program. we'll just be the hustling fat cats.

Your job=one 11 year old Indian kid from New Delhi.....


My job=one trained monkey.

hey, is this one of those online quiz thingies.

Nah.......

good, because next thing you know, everyone has their result pic in their sig to add to the bad poetry, pictures, random sayings, or small farm animals.

I'm just glad you're not bitter about the whole thing......that'd ruin it for me completely.

india has smart kids. i mean look at all the indian brain surgeons.

And all the chances you can play "connect the Dots."

damn, slaps down the harsh.

You'd have it no other way........admit it!

tru dat.

So gimme some suga, baby!

All I Have Is Artificial Right Now.

I hear ya can't flirt with me anymore....


And you have Sweet-N-Low? Ewwwwww.......but I'll take what I can get

ok, then here you go..................