One Finnish woman probably really hates John Stamos. The actor was asked by Jane magazine, "What's the worst you ever screwed someone over?" He answered: "[In the mid- '80s] I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn't into her, but my friend was. So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, 'Hold on a second, I've gotta go brush my teeth.' It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend."


http://www.nypost.com/gossip/40545.htm

...so he's a role model how?

lets pretend that at one point in your life you had friends, and one of them wanted to get laid. lets also pretend that a woman wanted to fuck you, but (remember this is hypothetical) you weren't so hard up for pussy that you actually didn't want to fuck her. so to hook up your friend you did a little bait and switch in the hotel room and let him have the pussy.

that's a good friend and/or a role model.

I see...participating in an act that may very well ammount to rape = good friend and/or role model.....

I must disagree

nope, it's just fulfilling one woman’s fantasy with another man's dick.

i'm sure she got off all the same.

How would you feel if 2 girls pulled the same trick with you?

lets see, if i was too drunk to notice her face was different, i'd probably feel her vagina sliding up and down on my cock, then i'd feel me rolling her over, again with the vagina and cock sensation, maybe one or two more positions and then i'd pull out and and ejaculate on her face. if at that time i realized it was a different chick, i'd probably laugh.

what if "she" turned out to be not-quite-a-chick?

i think i'd figure that part out when i went to fuck her not-quite-a-vagina.

You ever fuck one before? what if you were too drunk to notice?

ok qoji, we're gonna do a little sex0r edjumakation for you. excuse my limited art, but hopefully you'll get the basics out of this.

if partner A has one of these:

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and partner B has one of these:

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they can't do one of these:

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it would look more like one of these:


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review:

compatable

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incompatable

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...let me know when the light bulb flickers.

It can get alot more complicated than that. Ever hear of a sex change?

why are you going out on tangents? the story was about stamos (born male) who passed a drunk slut off to another guy (born male) who fucked her. there's nothing in the story about a sex change.

I'm trying to point out that being decieved into fucking someone you didn't intend to could ammount to rape.

it's not like stamos replaced himself with a viking horde. she didn't get fucked in the ass by a berserker's knee cap, she just had drunken sex with a dude that she thought was uncle jesse. i bet she still tells her friends to this day how rad it was too.

...you think it's rad to have sex with someone you didn't want to?

let me put it this way... say i was hanging out at a club, i met pam anderson, started hitting on her and she invited me back to her hotel. then when we get back we fool around a while, she turns off the lights, goes to the bathroom and, unbeknownst to me, out comes a body double that liked me at the club in the first place... yeah, i'd still fuck her. i'd probably enjoy every minute of it too, just like she was.

...what do you mean 'still fuck her?' You wouldn't know the difference. Of course you'd fuck her, but it wouldn't be a consious choice on your part. You chose to fuck Pam Anderson, not her 'body double.'

ok, then let me be more specific. if there was a woman on the planet that could fool me -- pitch black or broad daylight, sober or drunk -- that she was pam anderson... yes, i would fuck her, probably as many times as she would let me. even if afterwards she said her name was kareanne.