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John Boy - 01-15-02

I've been hanging out with this kid named John Boy on the weekends, he doesn't smoke out, or do any other bad things besides alcohol but he's still really fucking funny, and he's greek so he tends to lash out in that scary, screech like voice, yesterday, in Kash 'n' Karry, he picked a can of soda from the shelf, opened it, put some in his mouth, then preceded to spray the soda all over some lady walking by, he then irately screamed at the lady "It's fucking hot beavis!" That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life, I almost died laughing, this is my story for today.


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omg that was funny!


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01-15-02

interesting friends you have dear... I imagine it was funny as long as I'm not the lady walking by



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Re: John Boy - 01-15-02

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he then irately screamed at the lady "It's fucking hot beavis!"
hahaHahHAHAah... oh shit, that's fucking funny...



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01-15-02

*remembers why she reads threads posted by Sik*

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01-15-02

lol i have friends like that too...


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I say.... - 01-15-02

My brother suggested I smear ketchup all over me, with a butterknife, and enter a drycleaning (or laundromat) around 3am, saying, in a weird voice:

"you got anything that gets out BLOOD???"

now THAT would be funny....



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01-15-02

Heh . that would be funny as hell Metagion.


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01-16-02

Thats gotta be the fucking funnist thing I have heard or seen for months.



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01-16-02

Sik has a few loose screws in his head


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What an asshole.


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01-03-04

oh man, i just laughed so hard i woke the neighbors, and i'm not embelishing.
i've got a funny story like that too.
  
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01-04-04

note this thread is two years old.


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01-04-04

Note I would have kicked that guy's ass had he sprayed his beverage on me.



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I dunno, it was pretty funny, I was rolling around on the floor.


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I've been hanging out with this kid named John Boy on the weekends, he doesn't smoke out, or do any other bad things besides alcohol but he's still really fucking funny, and he's greek so he tends to lash out in that scary, screech like voice, yesterday, in Kash 'n' Karry, he picked a can of soda from the shelf, opened it, put some in his mouth, then preceded to spray the soda all over some lady walking by, he then irately screamed at the lady "It's fucking hot beavis!" That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life, I almost died laughing, this is my story for today.

did he get his face kicked in?


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Yes, you know your right. :vampire:


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