One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter stopped him and asked if he could watch the gates whilst he went to the bathroom.

Jesus agreed and began letting people in. After a few minutes he saw a stooped old man approaching. He was so old that he could barely walk, and his white beard ran down to the floor.

When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son. Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as there were millions of people there.

"I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his hands and feet," said the old man.

Jesus stares curiously at the wisened figure before him, "Father...?" he asked.

The old man looks at Jesus and says,





"Pinocchio...?"

Pinocchio had stigmata!?! just jokin dat was funny

Jesus was jewish. he might have even had the big nose to boot.