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gArGOyLe^^

This is so lame:

http://www.conspiracyworld.com/index0007.htm

The Bible says that in the days of Babylon the people of earth were then of one language. The tower was built to lift man up to the heavens and the stars, so he could make a name for himself. But God wrecked their ambitious plan, causing them to speak many confusing languages. The tower fell in ruins. Now comes 21st century mankind, still reaching toward the heavens, again speaking a universal language (English), uniting races and religions in a common quest to make a name. Mankind's seven representatives rose up in a powerful fiery vehicle whose very name, Columbia, the name of the ancient earth goddess, mocked the one true God and Lord, Jesus.

On board as astronauts, embodying the shared desire of mankind, were two men claiming to be Christians, joined by a man of no specific faith, a Hindu vegetarian woman, a Unitarian-universalist (New Age) woman, and a Jewish man, whose religion, Judaism, teaches in its Talmud that Jesus is a "bastard burning in hell!"

This was, no doubt, a flying Tower of Babylon, a microcosm of the United Nations, an unholy affront to God. And it all came tumbling down

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don't know if I should put this in world news, religion, conspiracy or what.

Sybs · 04-27-03

what a load of crap

errantrogue · 04-27-03

haaaaaahahahahahhahahahaha...

gotta love faithbased buggery...

Lunatic · 04-27-03

IT'S ALL TRUE.

Sixgun_Symphony · 04-27-03

Only one Athiest on the space shuttle crew?

It's amazing that scientists and astronauts could cling to those quaint religious superstitions.

Qoji · 04-27-03

If God really wanted to wreck their plans to reach the heavens, why didn't he make the shuttle blow up during the launch instead of re-entry?

gArGOyLe^^ · 04-27-03

he was busy playing golf with gandhi.

errantrogue · 04-27-03

decent handicap for an unbelieving heathen, he has...

Feroluce · 04-28-03

..Of Course..It all makes sense now...Why didn't I realise this sooner

All we need now is for the crash investigators to compare the fingerprints found on the shuttle with those on the Turin Shroud...looks like Jesus is facing some Jail time

Tozzy · 04-28-03

shit man... i never thought...

oh well. im safe. i dont believe in this fucker and all that bible bullshit. i'm cool. i can go up in a rocket coz i dont believe. so this god person wont kill me.

Dargo · 04-28-03

jesus was to old to know how to fly the damn shuttle...

you people just don't understand

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