Its itchy.... Asshole!
Offtopic DiscussionDiscuss Its itchy.... Asshole! in the Discussions forums; Don't you just hate it when your itching your ass cheek and someone looks at you like its illegal? Im all like "my ass is sooooo fucking itchy..." and ...
Don't you just hate it when your itching your ass cheek and someone looks at you like its illegal? Im all like "my ass is sooooo fucking itchy..." and then they twist their face in horror and run off... Well tonight.... I just did the most awsome thing you can EVER imagine!
I was itching my asscheek today and some punk walked over to me and looked at me like I was from mars or something.... I ignored him and continued to itch my asscheek. (It was really itchy) Anyway he tapped me on the shoulder so I turned around to face him... He said "Why are you itching there?" I replied with "because its itchy... Asshole." To which he said... "Your fucking weird".... So you know what I did????
Heh, I gave the fucker a nipple twist!
I rule.
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"If it smells of shit, stands to reason that it probably is" - Ginger. The wildhearts.
Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.
For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.
For when the great clouds fill the air,
And the thunder roars from O, so far away up in the sky,
Then for sure you will know that I have reached the joyous halls up high.
I was itching my ass cheek not my asshole... Yeah but I should have... A nipple twist was apt punishment for someone who won't let me itch my ass cheek in peace... I had a good grip on it too... I had at least his whole nipple and about half his areola... I rule.
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"If it smells of shit, stands to reason that it probably is" - Ginger. The wildhearts.
yeah, you do. someone would have to be some kind of fuck to bother someone when they're pinching a crucial ass itch. zing indeed.
Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.
For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.
For when the great clouds fill the air,
And the thunder roars from O, so far away up in the sky,
Then for sure you will know that I have reached the joyous halls up high.
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