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Im sitting here talking to the JB - 07-18-07

These are things that our make us a book
he keeps saying things like:
thumbnail panther
I'm watching picture in picture of what i'm watching
(it's the small picture of the big picture of what i'm watching)
Fiber optic winnie the pooh
Hammerman
The camel jumped over the moon,
and this guy was like "camels can't jump that high."
and the camel came down and set the guy on fire.
and the camel took a spoon and cut himself to pour the water on the burning but the guy set himself on fire crawled into the camel so the camel started running down the street shitting scorpions at people, and the scorpion are made hallucinogenic isotopes which made the people start revolting and pulling out crossbows. Camel ate all the crossbows, but then was eaten a chicken, a giant radioactive chicken which was only radioactive because the rooster fucked the chicken inside the nuclear core of a power plant even though chickens don't have sex to lay eggs. Giant radioactive chickens are inevitably eaten by underwater burning sea turtles. the end.


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07-18-07

p.s. God is everywhere and everything? Right? So why can't he be a panther in my thumbnail. Signed JB.


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07-18-07

And for those who would think that JB is one of my split personalities heres his number go ahead and call him but I warn you, he is totally insane, tell him mark sent you. (727) 645 2698 thats a florida number. He says females only, males that call suffer horrible death due to oversized panda semen.


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The governor lives in the center of the earth and rides 4,000 gryphons on a chariot of fire to work every morning, where he throws burning ostrich eggs at interns all day.


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Here's the JB's Myspace www.myspace.com/johnBigIsaac turn your volume down cause it's apc ryhthm of the wardrums. By the way I'm the ketamine chemical makeup that's titled 'fuck myspace'.


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I geuss somebody hacked my myspace and they keep leaving these messages to people and I swear to johnboy's thumbnail panther if I catch you in real life because you severed the connection between me and my beloved michelle I will put to sleep. Not 100mg of thorazine. not 1000mg of thorazine. I will inject you with 10,000mg of thorazine. But she's better off not being in conversation with a psycho like me. But that threat still stands.10000mg. Im not kidding. If I can pinpoint the person that did this to me. You're gonna sleep like I do.


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K guys, if you're in mexico, I'm the guy with a shirt wrapped around my head because it releases DMT into my brain.


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I'll be back yo. Many days, all I have to do is go to my friends house and be like whats up internet, i'm on you.


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You two gonna have buttsecks now?


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So it's normal for your God to be a thumbnail panther? Wow, that's all I needed to know.


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You two gonna have buttsecks now?
i thought you'd never ask.

oh you meant me and the n00b? oh...

i don't buttsecks on the first post.



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We'll get together in Luton. Never fear.


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please no. not luton.



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