meh...

Look! I posted! Hi!

*waves like a spaz*

This is why I don't post often unless I think I have something of interest to say.

uhh i just saw something really gross on telly. this dude weighed about 143pounds and had a huge ass belly, when the docs cut him open they discovered his parasetic twin!! eww it was so minging. his weight went down to 84pounds after it was removed!

Hey spikess! You have no legs!... Are you aware of that?

And that was gross.... I saw something about a crazy guy who murdered a family so he could collect a $600 insurance policy... He got the death penalty... After getting his nuts cut off by an innmate....

That must have been a relief . . . That's also why I don't bother watching TV. Okay, I think I've reached my pompous quota for the day, I might have even over-done it.

that wasn't interesting.... Here... Have a cookie....

for just $600? that doesnt really seem worth it...it was a pretty kick ass show though, another dude had sword fish jump up while he was fishing and imbed itself in his eye!!

That kicks ass! I saw a show where this turtle nearly killed a scooba diver because it was trying to mate with his airtank.... heh

What kind? It had better be home-made and fresh baked from scratch . . .

No, but I did stick it down my pants and walked around with it in there for a little while....

hehehehehahahaha..man thats class..i thought it was bad when my cockatiel tries to shag my feet.

gus knows a guy whos dad was nearly strangled by a conger eel ..he stabbed it in the head to get away...uhhh i hate eels...

anyways i have to go for a short while so gus can get his bday presents even if it is a week away.

Am I supposed to take that as a bad thing? I was wondering why it's a little soggy but it's probably the closest I'll ever get to eating a girl out.

Ahh, I frightened everyone away!

I know the feeling...

Boo..

I'm back

From where?

from sitting on the couch..gus took over the laptop so he could spend some money, while i watched my cat try and get into packets of catnip treats..hehehe i have a high cat!

Good old kitty crack.

its so cute..specially when she's trying to roll in it!