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If Yous Was In Da A Team... - 04-29-02

and yous was hired out to kill a well known supermodel, oo ad been caught stealing documents from da other countries, but was granted diplomatic immunity from the nation in question, meaning that yous would av to do it on the sly, without peeps knowing who yous was.


How would yous do it?



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I'd distract the enemy by pissing in a bucket and throwing it on them, while my highly elite military friends went in and did the dirty work.



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Should I go to gurn and start posting inane suicide poetry threads?


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Should I go to gurn and start posting inane suicide poetry threads?
1) I is not from Gurn. Gurn is not likin cybers and I get abuse off of dems.
2) I as been ere longer than you, so deal wid it.



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Should I go to gurn and start posting inane suicide poetry threads?
YES!



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::grins::

Don't mess with me .


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I wonder if I can break 10 thousand posts before I go home...



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Go to da Gurn, see if I is carin.

CC> Gwan dood. We can av a party. I remember when dis was all fields and we was playing happily in da dandelions. We is buds innit?



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"He IS a little hottie" - waterbearer
"I don't know...it would seriously kill the mood if he blurted out 'You is wikkid, innit!' right in the heat of it..." - Clearwitch
"Holy shit! This boy needs some education." - Vamptress
"Ronny... you're "special"." - Starface
"he's just fucking with all of your heads he's a hell of a lot smarter then you could ever imagine." - Icy
"You are very cute!" - Dark Insanity
"he's a really lovely guy, and scarily intelligent" - doebathory
"This I didn't have in mind. Well, not Ronny nikkid, anyway." - Skorpion
"Here.. let me phrase this where you can understand it "ket geebee ket geebee ket, yo g-skat, we finks u iz a retArd cuz u iz talkin' like a Stoopid foo." - LordLazarus
  
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Word.



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Mwah.


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Anyways, back to da topic, how would yous do it?

I is thinkin that you could make stuff like da A Team do, and come up wid a super tank what no one can see, drive into the secret headquarters where dey is keeping da supermodel and shoot her, den drive away quick while dey is still wonderin what as appened? Yous tink dat would werk?



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"Holy shit! This boy needs some education." - Vamptress
"Ronny... you're "special"." - Starface
"he's just fucking with all of your heads he's a hell of a lot smarter then you could ever imagine." - Icy
"You are very cute!" - Dark Insanity
"he's a really lovely guy, and scarily intelligent" - doebathory
"This I didn't have in mind. Well, not Ronny nikkid, anyway." - Skorpion
"Here.. let me phrase this where you can understand it "ket geebee ket geebee ket, yo g-skat, we finks u iz a retArd cuz u iz talkin' like a Stoopid foo." - LordLazarus
  
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I'd kill them all, then kill myself.

I'm too tired to give a sufficient Goth-y description of how.


I really AM in a wonderful mood .


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Dude, you're freakin' me out.



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Are all ravers a walking anti-drug advertisment?

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and yous was hired out to kill a well known supermodel, oo ad been caught stealing documents from da other countries, but was granted diplomatic immunity from the nation in question, meaning that yous would av to do it on the sly, without peeps knowing who yous was.
Well first we would have to get B.A. knocked out to get him on the plane and then we would have to expend about 20,000 rounds without actually hurting a single person. Then hannibal would say "I love it when a plan comes together." and smoke his cigar. and then we sould drive off in our black van with the cool spoiler, and it would be good.


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04-30-02

*bubbling noises*


me would modify da bitch's platform's yo so she is breakin her neck yeah and den when she get to da ospital me would con da cleanin lady into switchin off er life support ya so she can be pluggin in er oover. bo!


den me would............me would..........i forgot what i was doing Kremit.......


*bubbling noises*


*coughing fit*


god i'm messed up.


fuck you.........the number fuck you!


*wanders off singin*


can yous tell me how to get, how to get to Sensimillia Street.....


*bubbling noises*


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I'd throw that foo' through a window.


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I pity da foo'!



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i aint gettin' in no 'plane foo'!



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i pity da foo' who borrows ma jewellery man, i pity dat foo'


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Case, you da man



It would be too easy to kill a supermodel. Just hide her laxatives and force her to eat a Big Mac.


There! Problem solved.


I pity the foo' who don' think dat's funnie!