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If you were a rich little white girl, what would be the first thing you would do? - 02-18-02

well, not just the first thing. here's my list though.

1. get my parents to buy my car, pay for it, and my insurance
2. find a social circle filled with other rich white suburbanites and thrive in my compatability and insatiable urge to shop with someone else's money.
3. whine about things that "smell funny" or "that creepy homeless guy who always asks me for money"
4. find a boyfriend whome i could train to go without sex.
5. throw big parties when my parents leave the house.
6. piss and moan about things that dont affect me.
7. be a bias, self serving little cunt.
8. sit on my ass and watch tv when i wasnt out gossiping
9. spell
10. eat a huge amount of snack food then puke it up.

i think that covers it.


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02-18-02

1. go to the mall and like buy all these like cool and like fashionable clothes and put it on their credit card
2. make my parents get me a servant "excuse me, you SUCK those toes clean! you hear me!?"
3.oh while at the mall i'll spend $300 on new make up, because my lipstick is sooooo yesterday
4. bitch and whine about what i had for dinner " i had TWO WHOLE apples?! oh my gosh i'm like so fat.. *gasp* is THAT cellulite on my leg??" (isn;t it funny how they can spend ridiculous amounts of money on crap, yet they starve them selves..."
5. hire a hit man to kill my siblings so i can inherit all the money "it's ALL MINE!!"


hm... i cant think of anymore.. i have a crap imagination


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02-19-02

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02-19-02

Date a black guy who beats her and uses her and cheat son her stank ass..."but he lovs me" SHeeyaH!
  
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02-19-02

1. Hire a full time nanny fully qualified in all child education to come with me on a tour of the world! Starting in Northern Europe.

2. Purchase a very secluded large cabin up high on the mountain, snowcats, horses and a very large landrover vehicle to travel into town once a month for supplies.

ummmm....donate a lot to children charities and animal shelters



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02-19-02

Finish school and go about the world digging up things.


As I get older i find that the word quirky gets used less, and the word mad becomes more consistent.
  
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02-19-02

Buy all the gothic record labels...

Buy every gothic article of clothing ever made...

...and remain a poser!


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02-20-02

1.Find a social circle filled with rich white suburbanites and kill them all.

2.Be a rich white bitch who's actually a decent person?!


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02-20-02

1. I'd sprinkle the world with happiness and grow flowers of joy.
2. I'd buy lots of that Aeropostale shit from the mall, just so I could wear a label no one can pronounce.
3. I'd create a non-existant internet boyfriend to defend my every post and call intelligent people "white trash".
  
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02-20-02

Well the IP addresses are different...


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Re: If you were a rich little white girl, what would be the first thing you would do? - 02-20-02

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well, not just the first thing. here's my list though.

1. get my parents to buy my car, pay for it, and my insurance
2. find a social circle filled with other rich white suburbanites and thrive in my compatability and insatiable urge to shop with someone else's money.
3. whine about things that "smell funny" or "that creepy homeless guy who always asks me for money"
4. find a boyfriend whome i could train to go without sex.
5. throw big parties when my parents leave the house.
6. piss and moan about things that dont affect me.
7. be a bias, self serving little cunt.
8. sit on my ass and watch tv when i wasnt out gossiping
9. spell
10. eat a huge amount of snack food then puke it up.

i think that covers it.
1. my dad does that for me.
2. nope i don't do that i have friends of all status and race and gender
3.stuff that smell bug me but i do give homeless people money and my food.
4.hmm......nope that's inhumane thing to do a man. i'm an evil temptress.
5.nope i don't do parties or crowds
6.yup yup
7. ???
8. i like cartoons, sleeping, and eating
9. i know how to spell. go me!
10. i don't puke that's very bad. i like to eat a lot.

does that make a spoiled brat? i have two jobs too. i'm not white but tan.
  
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Re: If you were a rich little white girl, what would be the first thing you would do? - 02-20-02

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Originally posted by Pyrric Dicktory
well, not just the first thing. here's my list though.

1. get my parents to buy my car, pay for it, and my insurance
2. find a social circle filled with other rich white suburbanites and thrive in my compatability and insatiable urge to shop with someone else's money.
3. whine about things that "smell funny" or "that creepy homeless guy who always asks me for money"
4. find a boyfriend whome i could train to go without sex.
5. throw big parties when my parents leave the house.
6. piss and moan about things that dont affect me.
7. be a bias, self serving little cunt.
8. sit on my ass and watch tv when i wasnt out gossiping
9. spell
10. eat a huge amount of snack food then puke it up.

i think that covers it.

im a little white girl...but not rich. but erm...basically thats what i'd do...


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Re: If you were a rich little white girl, what would be the first thing you would do? - 02-20-02

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6. piss and moan about things that dont affect me.
?!



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Re: If you were a rich little white girl, what would be the first thing you would do? - 02-20-02

Shave my beard off



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02-20-02

hahahahahah...........
  
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02-20-02

kill myself....


oh, like, wait a minute....


I'm fahr too cute for that...


and I'd have to, like, go out and get, like, a whole new outfit...
oh...and shoes...Italian...Pradas...
and, like, my hair done...
and my nails...(what color goes with, like, "death"?)

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02-20-02

1. Go buy myself a 9mm pistol and a signle dum-dum round.

2. Dig a big whole and stand beside it.

3. Place pistol in mouth.

4. Close eyes and pull trigger.

5. Think that the world should be grateful for removing yet another snotty rich brat from the world.


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02-20-02

buy a tanning studio




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02-20-02

murder my parents make it look like suicide and mourn their death when they gone. then me and my friends who hate their parents as much as i hate mine would move into a condo and throw parties with mad raging orgies all the time


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move into a condo and throw partie