1.) Probably go back and try to finish school, and then quit again
2.) Buy thing just so I could burn them
3.) Become an unlikely neighboorhood drug dealer and sell crack for peanuts, literally
4.) Sleep with the star football player and pull a twisted Lorena Bobbit by sawing it off and anal raping him with it
5.) Become institutionalized
6.) Have sex with all of the four food groups, all at once
7.) Wear socks on my hands and call myself "Stocky Longpippings"
8.) Read the oddessy
9.) Become addicted to injectable painkillers
10.)
