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If You Was In A Hot Air Balloon - 04-29-02

with yo mum, yo dad, a horse chestnut tree and a washing machine, and losing altitude above the Pacific Ocean, what would you throw over the side?



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Uhhmmm... The balloon?



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don be a silly dood, you wud den fall into da water innit?

I is finkin yous av not thought dis thru Chaos.



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Are you speaking Swahili?



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Holy shit! This boy needs some education.

I would throw the washing machine out first. I'm not going to kill the ones who brought me into this world ...
  
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Holy shit! This boy needs some education.

I would throw the washing machine out first. I'm not going to kill the ones who brought me into this world ...
But then ow is yous gettin yours garms clean?



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I'd actually throw the tree out first... I'm pretty sure it would weigh more than the washing maching... well, depending upon how old the tree is. And how fat my mom was at the time...



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But then ow is yous gettin yours garms clean?
I don't wear clothes.
  
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I'd actually throw the tree out first... I'm pretty sure it would weigh more than the washing maching...
I just glanced at the choices ...yeah, I go for the tree...
  
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I just glanced at the choices ...yeah, I go for the tree...
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I'm kinda scared of you now Chaos ...I just looked at your pictures and you look JUST like this asshole who tried to rape my last summer.
  
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But da tree is da bearer of da conker, and the source of all humanity, and food. Yous would starve, unless yous is cookin yous mum and dad in the jet of the balloon, but then yous could start a fire innit and fall into da waters.

I fink yous should refink again.



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First to go would be the Tree and then the washing machine.
  
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You know ...Fuck all that. I'll land the damned hot air balloon.
  
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But da tree is da bearer of da conker, and the source of all humanity, and food. Yous would starve, unless yous is cookin yous mum and dad in the jet of the balloon, but then yous could start a fire innit and fall into da waters.

I fink yous should refink again.
I'd land, eat, and go back into the air again. You didn't say we couldn't land...



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You cant land in da sea! Yous lot are jus bein silly. If yous is throwin out da tree, yous av no food, if yous throwed out da washer, yous garms would be smelly. Yous is gwannin down fast, and yous is gwan crash bang into da water.



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I'd jump and take my chances with the sharks.



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Who cares if your clothes are smelly? Your about to land in the sea...hmmm, throw the damn thing over and go naked if the clothes become to smelly.
  
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Who cares if your clothes are smelly? Your about to land in the sea...hmmm, throw the damn thing over and go naked if the clothes become to smelly.
But then, what if yous land in a well nice posh country like England? Yous would not look very nice turning up there in yer smelly clothes. And if yous is nekky, yous is getting arrested an stuff.



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