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Originally Posted by Synikul How do you live? The pig is the most blessed food animal in the world. Ham, bacon, sausage.... | You're just sayin' that cuz you hate Muslims. | |
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Originally Posted by Synikul How do you live? The pig is the most blessed food animal in the world. Ham, bacon, sausage.... | I breathe, drink water, eat various foods that are not pork, and do various other things that define "my life." How do you live? | |
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Originally Posted by (antihero) We'll see how long that lasts. | What lasts? That sentiment?
At least until I spend the entire Christmas season inebriated with friends and Baileys ice-cream.
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Originally Posted by Nivvie Lambrini girls just want to have fun. | I guess that's me.
I don't have great taste in drink: if it gets me pissed at minimal cost (without being an alcopop) then I lurve it. And I like bubbles...
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I wouldn't be suprised if we started having more than one Christmas.
The figure of Jesus wasn't born in December, so I reckon he'll end up like the queen, with one official birthday of 25th december, and then when scholars and the church agree on when the other one was (October-ish is the best bet) we'll have two.
Kill me now.
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But that means you get to stick a tree up my arse twice a year. Yikes!
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That's OK, I've got some Vaseline.
Hold still now....
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I'm all braced!
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Dammit missus, don't tense up now, I'll never get it up.
Relax, deep breaths, in 1 2 3 4, out 1 2 3 4....
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I've read about this in the pregnancy books (just prep for future career). Each out breath relax another muscle, nice and easy does it, breathe through the pain...
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Breathe through the pain! Ha!!
There is no breathing through 10lb 4oz! Then there were the stiches....uh oh, flashbacks...
No, missus, we shall be doing this the sensible way, we are, after all, dealing with a tree, and it's many pointed needles.
*Gives Sybs an epidural and some gas and air, just in case I've messed it up.*
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Man, she was a hefty ball of joy!
All I need now is some vodka and cigs and I think I'll cope.
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