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If i were dark messiah - 06-14-03

i'd stare at my penis all day....


take em all, take em all, put our back against a wall and shoot em, toe to toe, watch em fall, come on boys take em all.
  
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06-14-03

Pfft

Being a messiah means you are making up for your small cock
  
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06-14-03

it also means that you make up for the inadaquate amount of time you spend in a certain area to "make up" for you lack of insight on inside jokes.

but i do make it a point to make up for my cock at least twice a week by shaving and, picking up heavy things.


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06-14-03

Mmm-hmmm...y'know, Jennifer Lopez has produced more movies in her career than Bruce Lee ever did. Just goes to show that quantity is not quality.


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06-14-03

If I were dark messiah, I'd go around wearing a dark trenchcoat.


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06-14-03

am i the only one here that doesn't think Dark Messiah has a penis?



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06-14-03

If I were a dark messiah, I could say something really profound and depressing right now.



Burp.


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If I were a dark messiah I would quit complaining so much about being dark, depressed and nitpicking at grammar skills. I would just hurry up and kill myself.
  
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06-15-03

When did I start nitpicking at grammar skills?


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Re: If i were dark messiah - 06-15-03

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i'd stare at my penis all day....


I thought U already did


If i were dark messiah, I'd be funny and fuzzy LOOKING



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06-15-03

if i were dark messiah, i'd be happy that i wasnt tozzy no more.



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06-15-03

*sobs*


None of you understand me! I hate you all! I hate everything!


*runs to my room to listen to the Cure and write poetry*


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06-15-03

If I were dark messiah

I'd be infringing trademarks!


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06-16-03

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When did I start nitpicking at grammar skills?
Shit, sorry

I should have guessed there would be someone on here named, "Dark Messiah"
  
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*sobs*


None of you understand me! I hate you all! I hate everything!


*runs to my room to listen to the Cure and write poetry*
Nah, Just hurry up and kill yourself
  
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06-16-03

could we get some pics on this penal debate?



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jesus wants his fucking whistle.
  
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B'yhah?


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06-17-03

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Mmm-hmmm...y'know, Jennifer Lopez has produced more movies in her career than Bruce Lee ever did. Just goes to show that quantity is not quality.
sticking up for NuWbS is a death sentance


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How was that sticking up for NuWbS?


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