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Tool · **Idiot of the Year 2004!!! -** 01-02-05

I saw this and just had to post it.
If you know of any others that can top it, please post it.

Snyper · 01-02-05

Darwin Award

bluten · 01-02-05

hey ma, look! I watch Jackass! heee-yuk!

One · 01-02-05

smart.

Nivvie · 01-02-05

This is the kind of occasion where I curse the fact that we have a national insurance system, and that all of our contributions go to pay for the healthcare of stupid people and the stupid things that people do.

Iron's Rite · 01-02-05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snyper

Darwin Award

At first I was going to point out that it would have to have been on the front-side but then again there is probably a pretty good chance that his prostate gland was damaged if not vaporized. We can only hope.

Soul Erosion · 01-02-05

You've titled yourself "Tool" no doubt after the band, but it seems rather fitting for one with a touted label such as yours to post a topic of this nature.

Iodine · 01-02-05

holy shit, must hurt!

Nivvie · 01-03-05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul Erosion

You've titled yourself "Tool" no doubt after the band,

You'd think, but apparently not.
I asked why Tool, and he said because he can be a dick, or words to that effect.

Armand · 01-03-05

....he'a an ass....

Barely Breathing · 01-03-05

Holly shit...... my cousin did something like that at a family reunion a year or two ago…. Right after he hit on me. Rae, remember that family reunion that I was telling you about... I must get out of my family.

Soul Erosion · 01-03-05

Technically, it's not a Darwin Award until they remove themselves from our gene pool.

bluten · 01-03-05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul Erosion

Technically, it's not a Darwin Award until they remove themselves from our gene pool.

we'll check back with him in about a year.. he shouldn't last any longer than that.

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